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[kid_skin]

So these women in Florida are totally baking babies on tv, and then these freaky British people are giving them like a solid grand per baby. It's kind of warped, but apparently there's a big market for it. Max, we should totally try this to pay for your tuition

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[one_fry_short]

You're kidding, right?

What's a Peep s'more?

[may_haigha]

HARRI!

[messy scrawl of May on a sugar high]

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD A SMORE?

[one_fry_short]

MAY!

I think so. But what the flip is a Peep s'more? Is that a label or something?

[may_haigha]

PEEP! PEEPS! THEY ARE MARSHMALLOW CHICKS COVERED IN COLORED SUGAR!

I AM MAKING SOME MORE FOR LUNCH!

[one_fry_short]

Wow. Marshmallows covered with more sugar? What color are they? Why are they called Peeps?

They're a lunch food, then?

[may_haigha]

PINK AND YELLOW AND BLUE AND THEY MAKE DIFFERENT ONES FOR THE HOLIDAYS BUT YOU NORMALLY GET THEM AROUND EASTER LIKE WHEN YOU GET CADBURY EGGS AND THOSE MAKE THE BEST BROWNIES WHEN YOU USE THEM INSTEAD OF SEMI SWEET CHOCOLATE BUT YOU CAN'T USE PEEPS FOR BROWNIES BECAUSE THEY DON'T COOK RIGHT BUT YOU CAN MIX THEM TOGETHER AND IT'S ALL SORTS OF AMAZING AND THE PEEPS ARE CALLED PEEPS BECAUSE THEY LOOK LIKE CHICKS AND NOT LIKE ME BUT LIKE CHICKENS BUT BABY CHICKENS YOU KNOW LIKE A MCNUGGET BUT STILL ALIVE.

Not really. CAMPFIRE SNACKS!

[one_fry_short]

Wow, those sound incredible. I wonder why they -- OH, Easter. Got it. MAY, I DON'T WANT TO IMAGINE CHICKEN MCNUGGETS ALIVE, K'YOU!

We need a campfire!

[kid_skin]

Not even.

You stuff a toasted Peep on chocolate and smash it between graham crackers. Best thing ever.

[hollowhorseman]

That DOES sound tasty.

[kid_skin]

Dude, it IS.