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[Rita]
Uh, if you can tear yourself away from myspace or your totally fascinating fake communism, I'm pretty sure Luke has been taken over by lobotomists or republicans or like...the Swiss. The troll basically killed him, and now they're bonding or something.
Oh hey, do you like kittens?
[Max]
Hey, can I crash on your floor for a couple of days? I'll bring graham crackers.