Story
So I was at Karens, and we were kinda bored. So we wrote a story. Kind of confusing, but bear with me. There's a dictionary at the end.
CHARACTERS
^Permanent Markers and Touchy Technician
^Cow
^Pushpush the loveable teddy
^Jessie the hot (ow ow) rock god
^A golfer
^Britain
STORY
Once upon a midnight dreary, your mother slept, fat and weary.
But on this other night, there was a big fight
Between Jessie the hot (ow ow) rock god, and the cow, who took a plod.
And the golfer stepped in and broke up the fight, saving cows life.
Because Jessie the hot (ow ow) rock god is rough and tough and buff and cuff and shnuff, and cow is not.
Pushpush the loveable teddy hates cow, because she's fat, and eats from a trough.
Cow cannot deal with the mocking of her face, she looks to Britain because it's hot.
Britain owes its hotness to the creative permanent markers that drew him
Cow loves Britain, but Britains heart iles in the touchy technician, who touches him.
TOUCHY TECHNICIAN.
DICTIONARY
Plod: Pin to one's ego bubble
Shnuff: HIV-positive
Touchy Technician: A pharmacy technician who is touchy in a sexual manner, with drugs and people who take drugs.
CREDITS
Okay, so I know it's kind of messed up, but hay, we were on a sugar high. And don't question it, there's a whole lot of long stories behind most of it.
CHARACTERS
^Permanent Markers and Touchy Technician
^Cow
^Pushpush the loveable teddy
^Jessie the hot (ow ow) rock god
^A golfer
^Britain
STORY
Once upon a midnight dreary, your mother slept, fat and weary.
But on this other night, there was a big fight
Between Jessie the hot (ow ow) rock god, and the cow, who took a plod.
And the golfer stepped in and broke up the fight, saving cows life.
Because Jessie the hot (ow ow) rock god is rough and tough and buff and cuff and shnuff, and cow is not.
Pushpush the loveable teddy hates cow, because she's fat, and eats from a trough.
Cow cannot deal with the mocking of her face, she looks to Britain because it's hot.
Britain owes its hotness to the creative permanent markers that drew him
Cow loves Britain, but Britains heart iles in the touchy technician, who touches him.
TOUCHY TECHNICIAN.
DICTIONARY
Plod: Pin to one's ego bubble
Shnuff: HIV-positive
Touchy Technician: A pharmacy technician who is touchy in a sexual manner, with drugs and people who take drugs.
CREDITS
Okay, so I know it's kind of messed up, but hay, we were on a sugar high. And don't question it, there's a whole lot of long stories behind most of it.