jebus christ!
ok weekend was kinda...well...oh man
gave good ol' ri-ard a call and him and rachel come and got me, THEN we go to angeys place, seeing as me, rick or joe didnt wanna do anything, we get dragged to the muthafuckin bar that angey works at. since me and joe and rick had huge throbbing HARD ONES at the bar oh man i was SO excited to be there /sarcasm off. so it was really boring me rick and joe dont do anything but just sit there, we didnt get drunk cuz well we frankly didnt wanna be there, so we were just bullshitting the whole time, and ALL OF A SUDDEN this one douchebag comes up to rachel and says "can i dance with you?" it was CRYSTAL CLEAR she was with rick so she said "no" and then this douchebag says to RICK "can i dance with her?" me and rick at the SAME TIME said "NO" except i added the word douchebag to the end of my comment. oh man the ride home, HOLY FUCK was it the best ride ever, the seating arrangement goes something like this joe driving, angey in passenger, some dude named mike in the backseat behind joe, jen in the middle and me behind angey in the passenger seat, oh man i thought i was gonna fuckin die, cuz that night the roads were FUCKED a muthafuckin solid sheet of ice, angey and jen start arguing about jen inviting some people back to the apartment without angeys permission, it escalated until WHAM! jen fuckin hops in the front seat and straight up start brawling IN THE CAR on the e-way, at this point i fuckin snap, i wrap my arms around jen and fucking rip her out of the front seat the whole time at this point im freaking out because im thinking we are gonna die so im just screaming "SHUT THE FUCK UP! SIT THE FUCK DOWN! SHUT THE FUCK UP! SIT THE FUCK DOWN! SETTLE DOWN! I FRANKLY DONT WANNA FUCKIN DIE TONIGHT!", and angeys trying to force her way INTO THE BACK SEAT all while we are driving home, so joe then loses HIS temper and pulled the car over to the side of the E way and restrains angey from trying to jump back in the back seat and i am holding back jen from diving in the front seat, so when things MILDLY calm down, we get back on the road and are heading home, the whole time this was happening, we were supposed to meet rick and rachel at some coney place, THAT DIDNT HAPPEN since of the chaos that insued in on e-way i dub this weekend "horror on the highway" i was never so scared in my whole life that is the only time those guys will ever see me snap cuz frankly i rarely ever lose my temper, and i apologized to joe for it and he said i didnt need to apologize and that i had the right idea trying to control the situation since me and joe were the only sober ones in the car and he couldnt do nothing but focus on the fucked up roads, so he gave me the nickname "nick the regulatah" since he was surprised that i was able to pull jen outta the front seat (shes a fuckin ox of a woman she could probally punch a hole through my chest, like in kung pow) so then the next morning jen comes beating down the door and angey is saying "i dont want that bitch in my house do not answer the door" and so joe answers the phone and jen trys to bust past joe, joe grabs her and pushes her into the wall, trying to restrain her from entering the house and joes goin nuts saying "this insnt your fuckin house" and jens like all balling and shit "i need to get some clothes" oh man it was a big fuckin mess like a woman in the middle of a circle of 50 dudes and they are all pulling out their meatsabers and rubbing one out on this one woman, like a semen shower, thats about as accurate as i can potray this weekend, a big, giant bukake jerkpile.
that is all
OH and everyone get the Submersed cd, its badass
gave good ol' ri-ard a call and him and rachel come and got me, THEN we go to angeys place, seeing as me, rick or joe didnt wanna do anything, we get dragged to the muthafuckin bar that angey works at. since me and joe and rick had huge throbbing HARD ONES at the bar oh man i was SO excited to be there /sarcasm off. so it was really boring me rick and joe dont do anything but just sit there, we didnt get drunk cuz well we frankly didnt wanna be there, so we were just bullshitting the whole time, and ALL OF A SUDDEN this one douchebag comes up to rachel and says "can i dance with you?" it was CRYSTAL CLEAR she was with rick so she said "no" and then this douchebag says to RICK "can i dance with her?" me and rick at the SAME TIME said "NO" except i added the word douchebag to the end of my comment. oh man the ride home, HOLY FUCK was it the best ride ever, the seating arrangement goes something like this joe driving, angey in passenger, some dude named mike in the backseat behind joe, jen in the middle and me behind angey in the passenger seat, oh man i thought i was gonna fuckin die, cuz that night the roads were FUCKED a muthafuckin solid sheet of ice, angey and jen start arguing about jen inviting some people back to the apartment without angeys permission, it escalated until WHAM! jen fuckin hops in the front seat and straight up start brawling IN THE CAR on the e-way, at this point i fuckin snap, i wrap my arms around jen and fucking rip her out of the front seat the whole time at this point im freaking out because im thinking we are gonna die so im just screaming "SHUT THE FUCK UP! SIT THE FUCK DOWN! SHUT THE FUCK UP! SIT THE FUCK DOWN! SETTLE DOWN! I FRANKLY DONT WANNA FUCKIN DIE TONIGHT!", and angeys trying to force her way INTO THE BACK SEAT all while we are driving home, so joe then loses HIS temper and pulled the car over to the side of the E way and restrains angey from trying to jump back in the back seat and i am holding back jen from diving in the front seat, so when things MILDLY calm down, we get back on the road and are heading home, the whole time this was happening, we were supposed to meet rick and rachel at some coney place, THAT DIDNT HAPPEN since of the chaos that insued in on e-way i dub this weekend "horror on the highway" i was never so scared in my whole life that is the only time those guys will ever see me snap cuz frankly i rarely ever lose my temper, and i apologized to joe for it and he said i didnt need to apologize and that i had the right idea trying to control the situation since me and joe were the only sober ones in the car and he couldnt do nothing but focus on the fucked up roads, so he gave me the nickname "nick the regulatah" since he was surprised that i was able to pull jen outta the front seat (shes a fuckin ox of a woman she could probally punch a hole through my chest, like in kung pow) so then the next morning jen comes beating down the door and angey is saying "i dont want that bitch in my house do not answer the door" and so joe answers the phone and jen trys to bust past joe, joe grabs her and pushes her into the wall, trying to restrain her from entering the house and joes goin nuts saying "this insnt your fuckin house" and jens like all balling and shit "i need to get some clothes" oh man it was a big fuckin mess like a woman in the middle of a circle of 50 dudes and they are all pulling out their meatsabers and rubbing one out on this one woman, like a semen shower, thats about as accurate as i can potray this weekend, a big, giant bukake jerkpile.
that is all
OH and everyone get the Submersed cd, its badass