good god an update!

Jun 05, 2005 23:17

well, been doin alot of uhh, stuff lately, been hangin out and shit goin to bars, feeling like ive been neglecting some of my other good friends, i got changed shifts at MoM (Medilodge of Montrose) so im now working housekeeping 1st and 2nd shift now! WOO HOO better than fuckin laundry on 3rd, so yeah, im enjoying the houskeeping cuz its fun, and some i kid you not, not one, not two, not three, but FOUR chicks asked me if im single! thats a good inflate of the self esteem balloon! i thought i was one ugly motherfucker! went to billies with the runnin crew last week and the waitress said to rachel and angey that she wanted to tie me up to a bed and take advantage of my drunkin person, and she was hot i mean SMOKIN like a pile of burning babies at a "the truth" seminar, and the waitress is the older sister of a girl i went to high school with, and looks just like her, and her sister was smokin hot, man chicks are like, throwing themselves at me lately and i dont know how to handle it, because its really never happened before, trisha is really really showing at work (renees sister) shell be due in 5 weeks, thats good, i wanna see what the product of her ovaries and brians tesicles will make, hopefully not the anti-christ, apparently im one funny motherfucker according to everyone when i was drunk at billies, cuz i told some really cut dude at the bar he probally used steriods, and 'roid rage kicked in and he said yeah right motherfucker you dont joke about steriods like that, and after i left he told rick "i would lifted that motherfucker up!" and rick was like "he weighs a hundred pounds my 4 year old sister could lift him, and joe said "you wouldnt even have gotten outta that chair shut the fuck up" it was awesome and brian is the man i tell you, if he could talk to my aunt without having a seizure then hes the man even more, goin to the mall to get another pair of chucks, hell yeah, cuz the ones i have are FUCKED from work, poor converse,
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