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[kid8dik]

I believe I can speak for the entirety of the student body in being thankful for the return of our garments. Going without was quite awkward...inconvenient.

As our clothing has finally been returned, typical school functions can proceed in an orderly- Wait.

...Peculiar. I seem to be in possession of only 7 pairs of pants. I counted them

Comments

[yourseoulmate]

Missing pants? Wow, and this after we just got our trousers back!

Maybe one of the house elves on laundry duty is a pervert.

[kid8dik]

[skldgnsghkgn oh god he was not going to discuss perverted house elves]

...I-I wasn't attempting to accuse the house elves of being deviants. I believe the appropriate term should be trousers.

[yourseoulmate]

Oh, good! I thought you were missing something else entirely!

What do they look like? Maybe somebody in our house got them by mistake!

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[kid8dik]

I usually am in the possession of:

Quantity
Type

2 pairs
Denim jeans

2 pairs
Grey pants trousers

2 pairs
Black trousers

2 pairs
Pajama bottoms

[kid8dik]

But! One of my pairs of black pa trousers have not been returned. You can see the cause of my distress.