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kicktotheface

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Aug 16, 2008 02:16

My name is Bane and I play tennis.

I guess I'm a pirate now.

...This sucks.

i don't even have a ship...

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bite2death August 16 2008, 14:20:52 UTC

You'd be smarter to become a marine.

slaughterurwrld August 16 2008, 18:06:23 UTC

Like you're one to talk about being smart, kiddo.

bite2death August 16 2008, 20:49:01 UTC

Kiddo?

kicktotheface August 17 2008, 03:55:31 UTC

Why's that?

threeswordstyle August 16 2008, 15:42:47 UTC

dont hafta be

kicktotheface August 17 2008, 03:56:04 UTC

It's not like I can play tennis on the ocean.

threeswordstyle August 17 2008, 03:57:17 UTC

so just dont be a pirate and go home

kicktotheface August 17 2008, 03:57:56 UTC

Hard to do that when I don't even know where the hell I am.

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hctibelttil August 16 2008, 18:26:36 UTC

WHATISTHISTENNISYOUSPEAKOF?

CANYOUUSEITTODESTROYALLTHATLAYBEFOREYOU?

ICOULDUSEYOU! IOFFERAGREATDENTALPLAN!

slaughterurwrld August 16 2008, 18:37:50 UTC

I don't think MetOrc has a network of dentists that work on humans whose teeth are smaller than their knuckles.

hctibelttil August 16 2008, 18:41:48 UTC

SILENCE!

WESHALLTEARHISTEETHOUTONEBYONEANDREPLACETHEMTHEN!

ITISCOVEREDINARTICLE300584FORHUMANTREATMENTOPTIONS!

SECTIONB!!!

slaughterurwrld August 17 2008, 05:28:58 UTC

I doubt you'll win many customers that way given the fact that most of these "men" are considered pretty boys by the typical human female populous. Tearing out all of their teeth would be counter-productive to keeping their female (and / or male) propositions interested. And since mating (along with eating, smoking, and killing) takes a top priority...again, I think MetOrc isn't going to be the insurance of primary choice for them.

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ihasallurtoys August 16 2008, 22:39:06 UTC

Very little information you give about yourself. Seems like the safe thing to do.

kicktotheface August 17 2008, 03:57:25 UTC

Is that the sort of thing pirates have to worry about?

slaughterurwrld August 17 2008, 05:29:46 UTC

Only if you have the word "Prison Bitch" looming proverbially over your head.

kicktotheface August 17 2008, 05:36:29 UTC

That's not a worry I have, thankfully.

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boomerangmaster August 17 2008, 01:10:56 UTC

Being a pirate is great! You get to take anything you want, wear an eyepatch, have a parrot, get scurvy. I don't know what there is not to like about it!

kicktotheface August 17 2008, 03:59:19 UTC

I don't need an eye patch, my cousin already has a parrot, and I'll pass on the scurvy.

Right now, it's not sounding that great.

boomerangmaster August 17 2008, 04:23:38 UTC

Well, if you're going to be that way about it, I guess it can't be helped.

kicktotheface August 17 2008, 04:43:24 UTC

Be what way?

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