needing to pee
i need to pee, but i don't want to leave my seat in case while i'm in the bathroom my mom comes back from fetching lydia from school, i won't see she's back to close down the internet window so it looks like i've been doing my shell project write-up instead of surfing the net for an hour.
no!
no i will just post this and then go and return to post more if she hasn't come back by then, nothing is worth this niggling discomfort.
i swear, i would cave under torture so fast.
[in secret underground bunker]
*drinks tea*
*forced into designer wedding dress*
[15 minutes later]
"NO! NOT IN THIS RIDICULOUSLY EXPENSIVE WEDDING DRESS! DON'T MAKE ME! AAAARRRGHHHTHE MONEY'S IN THE WALL, BEHIND THAT PICTURE OF A DUCK!"
no!
no i will just post this and then go and return to post more if she hasn't come back by then, nothing is worth this niggling discomfort.
i swear, i would cave under torture so fast.
[in secret underground bunker]
*drinks tea*
*forced into designer wedding dress*
[15 minutes later]
"NO! NOT IN THIS RIDICULOUSLY EXPENSIVE WEDDING DRESS! DON'T MAKE ME! AAAARRRGHHHTHE MONEY'S IN THE WALL, BEHIND THAT PICTURE OF A DUCK!"