Alex and I are winners.

Oct 14, 2009 00:38

Bree: oink oink. that means i love you.

Alex: haha <3<3
feeling any better?

Bree: well, i'm not feeling any worse.

Alex: oh! and also... apparently we're a great match for surviving zombiepocolypse

Bree: yes, i got a year too!
but i think that's a bit bullshit...

Alex: landmines!?

Bree: because i would last at least five years... providing there was enough food and we weren't hit by some unexpected plague.



Alex: i wouldn't fucking use landmines!
i'd build a fucking mote and fill it with fucking gasoline, yo

Bree: neither would i, it's retarded... whoever made that quiz is a fucking noob.

Alex: seriously

Bree: i'd hijack a cruise ship for a while too... zombie's can't swim.

Alex: THEY wouldn't survive the zombiepocolypse even an hour
awww yeah
with the mote thing, i was thinking of I Am Legend
the book, not the crappy movie

Bree: ha, when there was a white dude involved instead of will smith?

Alex: and it took place in San Francisco and not NYC
and they were actual vampires and not retardo monsters

Bree: will smith ruins everything.

Alex: hahaha

Bree: i think we would be a great team, especially if i'm the berserker and you're going all commando.
i'd like to be the michonne to your tyrone.

Alex: <3<3

Bree: if you don't get that reference, i don't even know you.
i was super fucking angry when they killed him off too. that nigga had so much potential and it was the fucking psychotic humans that had to fuck shit up.
how far are you into the series?
you and i? our biggest threat would be insane people like the chief.

Alex: oh, i'm only through like the second trade

Bree: aw, shit... i have 1-11... and up to issue 64 if you want them.
but i gave volume 1 away.
they're so good, dude.
and seriously, my entire collection is worth over a hundred bucks... and they're in mint condition.

Alex:buce
or nice*

Bree: minus volume 1
what would your preferred location and weapon of choice be?
i'd hit up montana for a bit, because it's lease populated with humans... as far as the united states goes.
damn, this is what i think about on the verge of death. my life sucks.

Alex: M4A1 assault rifle with scope
and an urban locale to start out with
although i'd make my way to the ocean
but if i'm going to have fun, the city's the best place to be

Bree: nice... but you'd have to have ample ammo. that's why i'd stick with a kantana sword.

Alex: hahaha

Bree: light weight, effective...
and wouldn't lure nearby zombies.

Alex: but ineffective against large crowds
well i could make my own silencer

Bree: contrary to that... go on a slicing spree.

Alex: ;);)

Bree: and the city is a terrible idea, alex.
unless you have a delta accelerator suit like the fucking gi joes.
then you could hop over walls and do backflips around zombies, run really fast... and not to mention... i'm sure the armor is pretty choice.

Alex: well what's the point of zombiepocolypse if you're not in the middle of the shit, Bre?
HUH!?
;);)
what, i'm going to be on a farm? fuck that noise... that's boring

Bree: what are you going to have a fucking rave with the living dead?!

Alex: no
but it's more realistic
since i'm in a city
you don't get to choose your fucking location in a zombie apocolypse
that shit just happens

Bree: if we do the cities we pick a loft on the trump tower or something.

Alex: and you have to deal with it
well we'd escape the city
DUH

Bree: it wouldn't be an easy feat though.
and you know this.

Alex: i know

Bree: i'd carry you on my back..

Alex: i like a challenge

Bree: like fucking yoda.

Alex: haha you'd carry ME?

Bree: yep! i would. i'm scrappy and fast.

Alex: you're sure you wouldn't cry a lot and ask for your daddy? :P:P

Bree: ha ha, fuck you...
well... maybe at first.
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