Holly And I Discuss our Distaste for Women:
Holly: i am somewhere between mindless fuckhole and the next guest on the maury povich show, which might be sort of in the mindless fuckhole catagory
haha
Bree: i'm kind of in the category of overweight, greasy smelly comic book dude.
Holly: deliciously sexxy
Bree: i don't really care about sex... i just care about getting my lifely goals fulfilled in game or fantasy.
Holly: i think we all dream of being a comic book dude
Bree: for totally.
Holly: hahahh you want to get as up there in dungeons and dragons as possible
Bree: heck yes... slay all the cr-13 monsters.
Holly: goddamn, yes. i just like to enter contests involving smothering yourself in butter
Bree: i'm actually dressing up like a mindless fuckhole as we converse.
Holly: that is amazing
Bree: and cheetoh flakes, right?
Holly: oh fuck yes
Bree: and b.o. (pheromone infused cologne.)
Holly: cheetos are a part of my general attire on a regular basis
Bree: it gives new meaning to the phrase eu de toilet.
Holly: is that the new axe line? hahah
Bree: it is... but it's called "ask" instead of axe.
Holly: HAHAHA
Bree: i don't know if that even makes sense... my wit meter is a little off.
Holly: i laughed hard at that but i am also high
Bree: i blame sleep deprivation due to anxiety based zombie phobias. or i'm drunk too?
Holly: so that might have made sense on that level oh man.
Bree: man, oh man!