fucking retards.

May 31, 2009 22:23

Holly And I Discuss our Distaste for Women:

Holly: i am somewhere between mindless fuckhole and the next guest on the maury povich show, which might be sort of in the mindless fuckhole catagory
haha

Bree: i'm kind of in the category of overweight, greasy smelly comic book dude.

Holly: deliciously sexxy

Bree: i don't really care about sex... i just care about getting my lifely goals fulfilled in game or fantasy.

Holly: i think we all dream of being a comic book dude

Bree: for totally.

Holly: hahahh you want to get as up there in dungeons and dragons as possible

Bree: heck yes... slay all the cr-13 monsters.

Holly: goddamn, yes. i just like to enter contests involving smothering yourself in butter

Bree: i'm actually dressing up like a mindless fuckhole as we converse.

Holly: that is amazing

Bree: and cheetoh flakes, right?

Holly: oh fuck yes

Bree: and b.o. (pheromone infused cologne.)

Holly: cheetos are a part of my general attire on a regular basis

Bree: it gives new meaning to the phrase eu de toilet.

Holly: is that the new axe line? hahah

Bree: it is... but it's called "ask" instead of axe.

Holly: HAHAHA

Bree: i don't know if that even makes sense... my wit meter is a little off.

Holly: i laughed hard at that but i am also high

Bree: i blame sleep deprivation due to anxiety based zombie phobias. or i'm drunk too?

Holly: so that might have made sense on that level oh man.

Bree: man, oh man!


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