Sep 07, 2004 12:36
So it is notable that:
I am so poor that I had to
first - count out my laundry quarters equaling the amount of $8
second - count out 70 cents in pennies and 20 cents in nickels equaling the amout of $1
third - pull out an old ass, wet, crinkled dollar that Peter had given to me on his birthday
and lastly - deposit that all back into my Wachovia checking account.
I had to do all of this so that I could afford to pay half of the power bill to Ivy.
I now literally have nothing more than pennies to my name, pennies that couln't even purchase "peanuts."
So, I'm so poor that I don't even have peanuts! haha.
Hey, that could be a new "yo'mama" joke.
So anyway, I'm off to get my po' ass a job today...If anyone would like to contribute to the cause, shoot me an email. Sadly, I'm being quite serious.
Alas, I hope that I don't starve to death.
Ciao for now - Keenan