Oct 07, 2004 18:14
longhornprep2009: whos this?
Trombonomophone: who's this?
longhornprep2009: phil
Trombonomophone: do i know you
longhornprep2009: idk
Trombonomophone: how'd you get my screen name
longhornprep2009: bobby serinio gave it 2 me
longhornprep2009: whos this?
Trombonomophone: who do you think i am
longhornprep2009: idk
longhornprep2009: thats y im asking
Trombonomophone: who did your friend say i was then
longhornprep2009: he didnt
Trombonomophone: what the heck then why did he give you this screen name
longhornprep2009: he jst sayed talk 2 this person were friends
Trombonomophone: what the fuck
Trombonomophone: well i dont know him
Trombonomophone: so i probably dont know you
Trombonomophone: so, there you have it
longhornprep2009: my names phil wolf
longhornprep2009: does that mean anything 2 u?
Trombonomophone: nope
longhornprep2009: maby i no u
longhornprep2009: whats ur name
Trombonomophone: i doubt it
longhornprep2009: u never no
Trombonomophone: especially with your annoying way of abbreviating things
longhornprep2009: still you never know
Trombonomophone: what do you want
longhornprep2009: ur name
longhornprep2009: bobby said i knew u
Trombonomophone: alex w. rodriguez
longhornprep2009: thats sounds familiar
longhornprep2009: hmmm
longhornprep2009: ive herd that name some where
Trombonomophone: baseball?
longhornprep2009: no
longhornprep2009: do you play basket-ball?
Trombonomophone: not since 7th grade
longhornprep2009: i played in 7th
longhornprep2009: what school?
Trombonomophone: i'm from oregon
longhornprep2009: really?
longhornprep2009: me too!!
Trombonomophone: portland
Trombonomophone: west sylvan middle school
longhornprep2009: ive lived there
Trombonomophone: i really dont think i know you
longhornprep2009: hmmm
longhornprep2009: r u a democrat
Trombonomophone: yea
Trombonomophone: stop that r u shit it's annoying
longhornprep2009: edwards got slamed at the debate
Trombonomophone: dude, you just need to stop
longhornprep2009: but i seriously think i know u
Trombonomophone: go look up the past tense of "slam" in the dictionary and stop abusing our poor language
longhornprep2009: im not an english mojor
longhornprep2009: and i dont wanna b
Trombonomophone: so, you're still making yourself look like an idiot
Trombonomophone: i hope you don't want to be an idiot too
longhornprep2009: im not an idiot
longhornprep2009: jst cuz im not 13 doesnt mean i have to speak proper english
Trombonomophone: you're right: your command of english is completely up to you
longhornprep2009: i dont like boundries to how i have to live my life
Trombonomophone: the fact that you intentionally choose to butcher the language is, in my humble opinion, pathetic
Trombonomophone: but hey whatever
Trombonomophone: you keep doin' that
longhornprep2009: you can count on it
Trombonomophone: how old are you
longhornprep2009: 25
Trombonomophone: jeez
Trombonomophone: i'd have guessed 15
Trombonomophone: ah well
longhornprep2009: like i said i dont like boundries to how i have to live my life
Trombonomophone: you're going to have to pick your battles, man
longhornprep2009: i guess if you wanted to be frank, im what you would call a rebel
Trombonomophone: that's pathetic
Trombonomophone: an english rebel
Trombonomophone: guin of on teh wrld wth my bad grammers
Trombonomophone: thatull show em
Trombonomophone: stick it to the man!
longhornprep2009: hey, im no britain, im american
Trombonomophone: oh so it's american to neglect your language?
longhornprep2009: not neglect pre say, i like to think of it as more of expressing my self through an abrevieated slag version of my language
Trombonomophone: well i'm going to go -- but i would highly recommend reading (unless you're rebelling against the printed word as well) a book called "eats shoots and leaves"
and i'd highly recommend that book to the rest of you, too. it's hilarious. and it's about punctuation. that's right. read it.
life is good. i guess.