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w00t for school: also known as: an efficient waste of my time: also known as: short-term productivity monitering system: also know as: the only reason I would ever find the reason to fix Adobe Reader on my laptop after being faulty for 2 years. Well now that that's done I suppose I'll go to Disneyland. And by Disneyland I mean an Imaginary Overcaffeinated Fun-World. Also known as the campus bookstore.
First week of school = over, lots of fun, good excuse for sushi. My work drama exceeds the maximum character alottment on LiveJournal: I'm aware this isn't possible, but really, I can't begin here. I still love my job, it still is the best job in the world: where else would I be systematically groped by up to 5 girls in one 5-hour shift? Where else are Sexual Harassment Laws virtually nonexistent among the all-female employee base? That's right: my job. And virtually everyday I come in to this pronouncement: "Have you heard todays drama?" Well, no I haven't so please regale me with tales of pleasure, despair and furor: God I love these girls.
Alright, time to pay rent, buy book, go to work, etc., etc., eat, sleep, repeat. I think drink rhymes too.
First week of school = over, lots of fun, good excuse for sushi. My work drama exceeds the maximum character alottment on LiveJournal: I'm aware this isn't possible, but really, I can't begin here. I still love my job, it still is the best job in the world: where else would I be systematically groped by up to 5 girls in one 5-hour shift? Where else are Sexual Harassment Laws virtually nonexistent among the all-female employee base? That's right: my job. And virtually everyday I come in to this pronouncement: "Have you heard todays drama?" Well, no I haven't so please regale me with tales of pleasure, despair and furor: God I love these girls.
Alright, time to pay rent, buy book, go to work, etc., etc., eat, sleep, repeat. I think drink rhymes too.