This Forever Evolving Mainland

Jun 22, 2006 03:08

Do not under any circumstance drink an opened Guiness that's been sitting on your desk for over 4 days. Just not recommended. Not trying to make your decision on anything or anything, but...perhaps I have a little bit of knowledge on this ( Read more... )

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belatrxmourning June 23 2006, 02:01:24 UTC
Well, my lesbian cousin once told me that gay men can hit the bathhouse, but lesbians generally require three references as to your character and an engraved invitation before you'll get as far as coffee. I've found that to be pretty accurate.

I suffer from the "bisexual" disease too. It really does equate to uh..."leper"...in the lesbian community, which is pretty damn unfortunate. However, I think it's because a significant portion of women who hold themselves out as "bisexual" in any way are really saying one of the following:

1. I kiss girls at parties to get attention from men

2. I want to hook up with a girl...while my bf jacks off in the closet

3. I'm interested in you because my man wants a threesome

4. I'm not picky when I'm drunk/high

5. I have so many issues, you may never know if I'm reliable in anyway...and I'm a huge friggin slut, so I'll cheat on you...with your brother.

I'd say that a solid 80-90% of "bisexual" women that I've met fall into one or more of the above categories. Based on lesbians' reactions to even a hint of bisexuality, I'd say I'm not the only one who has caught that impression.

So, unfortunately, you either have to live with it and carry on, or go without cock for a huge amount of time until you manage to engrave the invitation and get a few references. As for me, I just found a nice boy who understands that I'd much rather look at hot chicks than at him, but loves me anyways. As nice as that is, I still feel like I'm missing a huge part of what my life could be. I've never been able to have a real relationship with a woman. Just sex or a short term thing. Somehow, I think my life would be much more satisfying in a long term thing with a woman.

Anyways, I'll stop here before I get anymore tears in my beer.

You're young and cute, with a decent rack from what I've read, I say work your assets, get down her pants and get her sprung ;-)

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kickbackkid January 10 2011, 15:06:12 UTC
"go without cock for a huge amount of time until you manage to engrave the invitation and get a few references"

This worked for the most part. :c)

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