Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I caught a purse-snatcher who stole
linkcm's purse (30 points). In April I bought porn for
ai_keki (-10 points). In March
crybrokentearz and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In November I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In January I put money in
xcuroxnekox's expired parking meter (14 points).
Overall, I've been nice (745 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
KickAzz
I didn't buy porn for her in April... I did that only like two months ago. o-O September?