Stolen from Andria!
1. How many people have you had sex with in 2006? One
2. Weed, coke, crack, meth, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms, opium, hash....out of these 13 drugs how many have you done? 8
This year? 3
3. Ever cheated on a GF/BF?
Yes long ago when I was a kid
4. Ever paid for sex?
NO
5. Ever been married?
Yes actually
6. Ever been divorced?
YES thankfully
7. If you had to pick one, what’s your favorite sexual position?
doggie
8. Do you own any guns?
HELL NO
9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail?
Nope
11. Have you ever done anything gay, sexually?
Nope, but I've thought about it
12. Ever have sex with anyone that you met on LJ.
Nope
13. What size are your breasts/dick?
38C
14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris?
YES!!!
15. What celebrity would you want to have sex with if you had the chance?
Jose Pasillas & Les Claypool
16. Ever been unemployed for over a year since becoming an adult?
nope
17. How many states have you lived in?
3
18. How many countries have you lived in?
1
19. Do you keep a weapon under or next to your bed at night?
no
20. What celebrity would you want to beat up if you had the chance?
Tom Cruise!!!!!
21. Ever rolled into the harsh ghetto to buy drugs?
No
23. Ever been paid for sex?
No.
24. Ever hired a PI to follow someone?
Yeah, no. I’m not crazy like that.
25. Michael Jackson did he do it?
FUCK yes, but he himself is screwed in the brains
26. Do you think Mr. Rogers really was a pervert or do you think he just liked kids?
He was an actor who made MONEY entertaining children, ever heard of The Wiggles?!?!?
27. O.J. Simpson......did he do it?
FUCK yes
28. Fake tits or real tits?
REAL
29. Ever watch someone die?
Yes unfortunately mother it was a slow process
30. How long has it been since you had sex?
Night before last
31. Name your favorite beer?
YUCK!!!!
2. Weed, coke, crack, meth, heroin, oxy, acid, x, k, peyote, mushrooms, opium, hash....out of these 13 drugs how many have you done? 8
This year? 3
3. Ever cheated on a GF/BF?
Yes long ago when I was a kid
4. Ever paid for sex?
NO
5. Ever been married?
Yes actually
6. Ever been divorced?
YES thankfully
7. If you had to pick one, what’s your favorite sexual position?
doggie
8. Do you own any guns?
HELL NO
9. Ever done more than 30 days in jail?
Nope
11. Have you ever done anything gay, sexually?
Nope, but I've thought about it
12. Ever have sex with anyone that you met on LJ.
Nope
13. What size are your breasts/dick?
38C
14. Do you think Arnold could beat up Chuck Norris?
YES!!!
15. What celebrity would you want to have sex with if you had the chance?
Jose Pasillas & Les Claypool
16. Ever been unemployed for over a year since becoming an adult?
nope
17. How many states have you lived in?
3
18. How many countries have you lived in?
1
19. Do you keep a weapon under or next to your bed at night?
no
20. What celebrity would you want to beat up if you had the chance?
Tom Cruise!!!!!
21. Ever rolled into the harsh ghetto to buy drugs?
No
23. Ever been paid for sex?
No.
24. Ever hired a PI to follow someone?
Yeah, no. I’m not crazy like that.
25. Michael Jackson did he do it?
FUCK yes, but he himself is screwed in the brains
26. Do you think Mr. Rogers really was a pervert or do you think he just liked kids?
He was an actor who made MONEY entertaining children, ever heard of The Wiggles?!?!?
27. O.J. Simpson......did he do it?
FUCK yes
28. Fake tits or real tits?
REAL
29. Ever watch someone die?
Yes unfortunately mother it was a slow process
30. How long has it been since you had sex?
Night before last
31. Name your favorite beer?
YUCK!!!!