001 ∴ dream post [[city pass payment 1/2]]
"Ah... a girl could get used to such things, you know~."
She's currently sitting in the middle of a gorgeously-lit gazebo, which is beautifully bright in the dusky light of the setting sun. It's a scene out of every romantic movie ever, or so it seems; she's even dressed for the occasion, wearing to the nines in a beautiful red dress.
"Don't."
Yoruichi turns to face the man who spoke, the man currently walking up the steps. Dressed like a waiter from some fancy restaurant, he looks almost as good as she does. ...Almost. However, her eyes only light up when she spots what he's carrying: food.
"For me? Why, you shouldn't have."
"I shouldn't," he mutters lowly, placing the food before her.
"But I'm certainly glad you did~."
She looks up at him, giving him one of her crafty little smiles. He, in turn, just scowls and looks away... but is he blushing slightly? Why, I think that he is.
However, the adorable moment--if you could call it that--is cut short by a mysterious ruffling in the bushes in front of the gazebo. Tsume, of course, whips his head around, furiously scanning the dark, but Yoruichi merely sighs tiredly, her small little smile fading. "Feh... I should have known it wouldn't last. Stop trying to hide, you two."
In perfect unison, two figures slowly peek over the bushes. One is instantly recognizable as Kisuke, his silly little fan clutched over the lower half of his face; the other, glaring quite fiercely at Tsume, obviously isn't as recognizable to anyone in Somarium.
Yoruichi leans back in her chair, the expression on her face identical to the one an exasperated mother might wear while dealing with her obnoxious children. "I never can have any fun, can I?"
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[she chuckles, stretching slowly]
Ah, those two... even in my dreams, hmm?
[but her smile widens as she notices her dreamberry, laying beside her. is she bothered by the fact that it's just broadcasted her dream? PFFFFFFT NO. it just makes it even more fun]
...But I think we need to try this out sometime, eh, Tsume~?
[ooc: ...romantic? ROMANTIC? pfffffffthahaha like she's ever going to have a romantic moment with her two stalkers popping up everywhere... even in her dreams, brah. even in her dreams.]