A Mad Lib to be proud of....or not
Fable #1
Once upon a time a *drunk* *knight* expert named *Christopher* felt a *mark* pain. He sent for a *stinky* surgeon who looked at his *muscly* stomach and said, "*Shit*!" Then he muttered *gracefully*, "I see your trouble. The *coffee* on your *moist* stomach is overlapping the *shit* next to your kidney." The surgeon *clumsily* took him to the *cocky* operating room of the hospital. There he made a *large* incision reaching from the patient's *penis* to his *vagina*. "*Yabble Dabble*!" said the surgeon. "That takes care of that *ill* *man thong*." With that, he began sewing up the incision. However, on the tenth stitch the patient sneezed and almost pulled the *lighter fluid* out of the *rocket*, but the surgeon took one final stitch and saved the *tampon*. MORAL: A *helmet* in time saves nine.
Courtesy of 5 boys from Connecticut.
Once upon a time a *drunk* *knight* expert named *Christopher* felt a *mark* pain. He sent for a *stinky* surgeon who looked at his *muscly* stomach and said, "*Shit*!" Then he muttered *gracefully*, "I see your trouble. The *coffee* on your *moist* stomach is overlapping the *shit* next to your kidney." The surgeon *clumsily* took him to the *cocky* operating room of the hospital. There he made a *large* incision reaching from the patient's *penis* to his *vagina*. "*Yabble Dabble*!" said the surgeon. "That takes care of that *ill* *man thong*." With that, he began sewing up the incision. However, on the tenth stitch the patient sneezed and almost pulled the *lighter fluid* out of the *rocket*, but the surgeon took one final stitch and saved the *tampon*. MORAL: A *helmet* in time saves nine.
Courtesy of 5 boys from Connecticut.