Bar conversation
I overheard this one at The Nugget today while I had a beer before class.
Guy one: I don't see why you're so into having a girl friend. It's better just to fuck them.
Guy two: I dunno, I like having a girlfriend, it's an important accessory like my ipod and my ps3.
Guy one: I wish I had an ipod and a ps3.
Guy two: Yeah well you don't because you're poor, LA ghetto trash.
This is what happens when you attend a commuter school situated snugly between L.A. and Orange County. You get the best of both.
Guy one: I don't see why you're so into having a girl friend. It's better just to fuck them.
Guy two: I dunno, I like having a girlfriend, it's an important accessory like my ipod and my ps3.
Guy one: I wish I had an ipod and a ps3.
Guy two: Yeah well you don't because you're poor, LA ghetto trash.
This is what happens when you attend a commuter school situated snugly between L.A. and Orange County. You get the best of both.