(no subject)

Feb 14, 2008 09:57

Appearently it's Valentines Day. Being busy and single it's escaped my notice. I'll be spending the bulk of my Valentine's Day in Court, watching loveless  criminals whispering  to public defenders; sweet nothings between turtledoves.  Judges will hand out verdicts like boxes of chocolate  and district attorneys will collect the roses of justice to bestow upon the willing and waiting public that they may be reelected come November.

The Judge will bang his gavel and the jury will release their verdicts, reminding the defendant of the secret intimacy that awaits them in prison.

Well, happy Valentines day to all those celebrating this year.  You all be good consumers and spend copious amounts of money and the rest of us will be good conservers, saving ours and together we'll all help reinvigorate the economy.
Previous post Next post
Up