Shocking Saturday [one-shot]
Title: Shocking Saturday (one-shot)
Author: kichul1106
Rating: PG-13
Genre: comedy, supernatural, romance
Characters: hanchul
Summary: It was supposed to be a typical Saturday and Super Junior finally had a day to relax. However, for Hankyung and Heechul, it’s no paradise. A typical Saturday is turned into a shocking one when they find out they have switched bodies.
“Okay guys, that’s it for today, you may go have fun tomorrow.” Their managers said to the boys who had collapsed on the floor after practicing the song “Sorry Sorry” for about a billion times though they all know the moves already.
“Finally, a break.” Hankyung said after catching his breath.
“Yah, what are you doing tomorrow?” Heechul asked while trying to be nonchalant, but inside, he was nervous and awaiting his answer.
“Oh, I’m going to go hang out with my girlfriend.” Hankyung replied happily. “Speaking of which, I need to call her to arrange the plans.” Hankyung left the dance room and went to make a phone call, leaving Heechul to lay on the floor.
“You okay?” Leeteuk, being the leader, noticed how down Heechul was.
“Of course I am. Kim Heechul is always okay.” Heechul gave his half smirked which Leeteuk could see through but Leeteuk didn’t feel like arguing today so he let it slide.
“Well, I’m going back to the dorms. Don’t stay up too late.” Leeteuk told him before he got up and left along with the other members.
Heechul lay on the floor wondering what he should do. He didn’t want to go back to the apartment he shared with Hankyung since it’s too painful. Quite frankly, he was kind of embarrassed also, yup, Kim Heechul, embarrassed. He’s liked Hankyung ever since they first met and every time Hankyung was near him, he wanted to just make out with him which he did once on YSMM but only because that was fan service. Nope, he wanted a real make out where their lips actually touch. After much debating, he decided to get some soju.
“Ahjumma, one bottle of soju please.” Heechul sat down at the little net covered area that had other men were sitting in and drinking soju as well.
“Here you go.” The lady wearing an apron and arm warmers handed the pretty boy his soju with a small glass along with a side dish.
“Thank you.” Heechul poured one glass and downed it. Soon once glass became like ten and one bottle became three.
“Hankyungah, why won’t you like me?” Heechul slurred his words. “I’m better than any girl out there, I practically look like one. Is it because I don’t have the body parts women have?” He knocked over the table as he stood up.
“Yah sir, you have to pay.” The ahjumma told him and stopped him from leaving.
“Pay? How much?” Heechul touched his pant pockets only to find nothing but a few bills. When the lady told her the bill Heechul’s eyes were wide open.
“Aish, ahjumma, are you trying to rip off a young boy?” Heechul asked as he swayed back and forth.
“Yah, you drank like three bottles and ate four side dishes.” Ahjumma defended herself.
“Oh right.” Heechul looked back at his table. He wondered what he should do since he didn’t have enough to pay for the food.
~*~
Hankyung paced around his apartment, worried about Heechul. Where was he anyways? It was already midnight and everyone else he had called had not even seen him and he wasn’t with them either. His cell phone began to ring and Hankyung picked it up rapidly.
“Hello?” Hankyung said frantically.
“Yah, Hankyung.” Heechul sounded drunk to Hankyung.
“Where are you?” Hankyung grabbed his jacket and car keys, and closed the door to their apartment after hearing where the address was. He ran to the parking lot and hoped Heechul was okay and not destroying anything. He had finally reached the area around where Heechul was and parked in a parking lot before going over to the little shop.
~*~
“Yah, are you paying or not?” The ahjumma demanded.
“Just wait he’s coming...oh Hankyung! Nice of you to join us.” Heechul giggled.
“Are you his guardian?” The lady asked Hankyung who was trying to keep Heechul from falling.
“Yeah how much?” Hankyung asked, only taking out a few bills.
~*~
“Aish, you really know how to spend.” Hankyung looked at his almost empty wallet as they walked back to Hankyung’s car which was parked a few blocks from the shop. They passed by a fortune teller who was sitting on a chair and observing the people passing by.
“You.” She pointed at Heechul. “The one with the short black hair and full lips.
“Me?” Heechul walked crookedly.
“Yes you, I sense you have some secrets you want to spill.”
Heechul’s eyes widened. “How did you know?!”
“Tell me your wish and I will grant it for you.” She smiled.
Heechul gave a wide grin and whispered into the woman’s ear. “I wish Hankyung liked me.”
The old woman nodded and said. “Your wish will be granted.”
“Thanks!” Heechul walked towards Hankyung and nearly fell. Luckily, Hankyung caught the male and helped him walked towards the car. “Hey, Heechul, what did you whisper to the old lady?”
By that time, Heechul was already asleep and Hankyung helped him into the passenger seat. Hankyung smiled as he saw the crazy male asleep.
“Night Heechul.”
~*~
The alarm went off and Heechul groaned as he heard the beep again and again. He pressed the button and and rubbed his eyes. Wait...since when did he have an alarm? Heechul took in his surroundings more clearly and he saw a grey painted walls, what happened to his red walls? Heechul was starting to get freaked out. Did someone repaint his walls? He then looked around and saw nothing that belonged with him. Did the members decide to play a joke on him? He looked around and saw that the room looked so famliar, where had he seen this room from? Heechul decided he would deal with it later, for now, he would change into some clothes. He opened his closet and found clothes that weren’t his. The clothes were mostly black, white, and grey. He blinked. He blinked again.
Why was he in Hankyung’s room? He turned red and looked at the bed relieved, the bed was empty so it wasn’t a one night stand...did Hankyung carry him in here? He opened the door to his room and looked outside in the living room to find no one, he tip toed to his room so he could wear his own clothes and to his horror saw something he never expected. He saw Heechul.
“AHHHHHH!!!” Heechul shrieked.
“What?!” Hankyung looked up and screamed too. “Hankyung?!!!”
“Who are you?!” Heechul asked the Heenim body.
“Hankyung! Who are you?”
“Heechul.”
The two stared at each other.
“What are you doing in my body?!” Heechul exclaimed while he pointed at Hankyung.
“I should be asking you!” Hankyung shouted.
“Wait...” Heechul remembered bits of yesterday. “Oh right...that old lady...”
“What? Old lady.” Hankyung thought back. “You mean that old fortune teller lady! What did you say to her?!”
“Umm...” Heechul rememebered how he confessed to the old woman his feelings for Hankyung. “Nothing.”
“Nothing?! Then why are we like this?!”
“How should I know?! Aish...let’s just go find her and tell her to change us back!” Heechul suggested.
Hankyung face palmed himself. “Aish...i forgot I’m meeting my girlfriend today.”
“What should we do?”
“Here, you go on a date with her.”
“What?!” Heechul was shocked. He didn’t want to go on a date with his archnemisis.
“You have to, I promised her.” Hankyung stated.
“But she’s your girlfriend not mine.” Heechul said bitterly and felt a nasty taste in his mouth when he said the words “girlfriend.”
“But you look like me right now.” Hankyung said.
“Ugh...fine.” Heechul conceded and realized something. “When is the date?”
“Um...in twenty minutes. Crap!” Hankyung realized as he looked at the time. “You have to go.”
“Okay, I’m going.”
“Can you even drive?” Hankyung said exasperated.
“Depends, how many old people do you want dead?” Heechul snickered.
“That’s it, I’m driving.” Hankyung grabbed his coat.
~*~
“Okay, act cool.” Hankyung advised him.
“Kim Heechul is always cool.” Heechul straightened his jacket and walked towards the fancy café that had very few people in it since it was expensive and only the rich could afford such luxury.
“You’re late.” The girl wearing black Gucci shades said and looked at her cell phone.
“Sorry, getting ready took longer than expected.” Heechul said.
“Look Hankyung, there’s something I want to say.”
“What is it?” Heechul asked.
“I want to break up.” She stated bluntly.
“Oh, okay then. I guess I’ll leave.” Heechul got up.
“Wait, Hankyung!” She grabbed Heechul’s sleeve. “That’s it?”
“Well you said you wanted to break up.”
“But you’re suppose to retaliate and tell me how much you love me.” She said a little taken back by the previous comment.
“No, I’m good. Actually, I came here today to tell you that I wanted to break up with you.” Heechul smiled and handed money to pay for her coffee. “Bye.” He opened the door.
“But Hankyung!! I love you!!!” She screeched which was deaf to Heechul’s ears. He smirked and knew Hankyung would be sad this happened. He decided to blow some time off at the arcade down the street.
~*~
Hankyung paced around the apartment once again. He hoped Heechul had not screwed up or else he was dead. He looked in the mirror and realized that he was Heechul. How was he going to get out of this body?! He wanted to be his old self again. He sighed and decided to go outside rather than be stuck in a boring apartment. He went to his car and started it. He decided to get something to eat at the same café. This way, he can kill two birds with one stone: he could spy on the date while getting something to eat.
Once he arrived at the café, he saw his girl friend drinking wine alone. Why was she alone and where was Heechul?
“Hey.” Hankyung went up to her.
“Oh, it’s you.” She said.
“Where’s Hee- I mean Hankyung?” Hankyung asked nonchalantly.
“He dumped me, I hope you’re happy?”
“Why would I be happy?” Hankyung asked confused.
“You’ve always liked him didn’t you?” She scoffed. “Only an idiot wouldn’t be able to tell.”
Hankyung opened his eyes in realization. He had not noticed before but Heechul always seemed dejected whenever he made plans with his now ex-girlfriend. For some reason, the thought of Heechul sad was worse than him being dumped.
“I got to go!” Hankyung ran out.
~*~
Heechul left the arcade and remembered what the old fortune teller lady had said...something about his wish being granted. He ran to the soju shop that he drank at before and found the old woman still there, cleaning her table.
“Yah, halmoni.” Heechul ran to her.
“Oh, you’re that man that was with the rowdy drunkard.” She smiled. “What can I do for you.”
“I am that rowdy drunkard and look what you have done!” Heechul said angrily. “I’m in my friend’s body!”
“Isn’t that what you wanted?” The old woman asked
“What?” Heechul asked in confusion.
“Didn’t you say ‘I wish Hankyung was like me.’” She repeated the words she heard from last night.
“I DIDN’T SAY THAT! I SAID I WISH HANKYUNG LIKED ME!” Heechul shouted for the whole world to know. “Now change me back!”
“I can’t.”
“What do you mean you can’t?!” Heechul was about to strangle the old frail woman by the neck.
“Only you can set yourself free.” The woman said wisely. “It is by telling the truth.”
“What?” Heechul was even more confused then before.
“Heechul ah!” Heechul heard a voice called out that sounded like Hankyung’s.
“Hankyung?” Heechul said. “How did you know I was hear.”
“I didn’t, I was just going to find the old woman and suddenly saw you here.” He took a breath.
“Oh shoot...about your date...” Heechul laughed awkwardly.
“I know, you broke up with her.”
“She didn’t deserve you.” Heechul pouted.
“I don’t care about that! What I want to know is if you really like me.” Hankyung said the phrase Heechul had hoped he would never say.
“Umm...” Heechul looked for an escape and finally relented. “Yes. I like you. Happy? I like Hankyung!” He shouted on the top of his lungs. He suddenly felt weird and there seemed to be a force pulling him.
Hankyung blinked and looked down. He saw a pair of Nikes....they were his shoes! He looked stright and saw Heechul and he wasn’t standing in front of a mirror! Heechul turned and Hankyung grabbed him and pulled him into a hug. “Don’t leave.”
“Why? It’s going to be weird in the apartment.” Heechul whispered.
“I like you too! I finally realized it after you dumped my girl friend.” Hankyung confessed. He pulled him in for a kiss.
Heechul felt soft lips on his and it felt like bliss. It was like eating ice cream on a hot day. He smiled and realized he wasn’t dream Hankyung was really kissing him!
“So...does this mean we’re officially together?” Heechul asked for a reassurance.
Hankyung grabbed Heechul’s hand and entwined it together. “Does this answer your question?”
Heechul smiled and turned to his left to find it empty. “Hey, where’s the old lady?”
Hankyung looked also. “Okay...freaky.”
“Yeah it is. She was just here a minute ago!” Heechul felt the hair on the back of his neck stand up. He loved horror movies but this was real life.
“Um...wanna go get something to eat?” Hankyung asked.
“Sure, no fancy cafés though.” Heechul laughed.
“Believe me, I’m done with those.”
Hand in hand, they headed inside the soju shop as the old lady smiled and disappeared into thin air.
The End
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