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1. In the last three days, have you met with anyone who you would have sex with?
seen? YES. Met for very first time? NO
2. When’s the best time to have sex?
when i do not have my period (shudders)
3. When’s the worst time to have sex?
when your drunk
4. Think of someone who you went to school/college/uni with, would you fuck them?
I was gonna say yes but then I remember all the fucking douchers I went to school with and- oh wait- I did fuck a few ppl from school. Damnit.
5. What weird place would you most love to have sex?
i have no fucking clue. how about a hotel? and it's only weird cause i haven't been in a hotel in like 11 years.
6. What place do you definitely NOT want to have sex?
my grandparents house, my mom's house, uhhh.. I could go on.
7. Do you have any sex toys?
yes, but i'd much rather have a real dick to jump on (who wouldn't tho - if you like dick, that is)
8. If you are straight, would you sleep with a member of the same sex for a four-digit sum?
hells yeah
9. If you are gay, do you ever watch heterosexual porn?
10. What’s your favourite sex position?
doggie
11. What’s your favorite sexual activity, besides intercourse?
cunnilingus is very fun, unless the jackass can't do it right, jesus how fucking hard is it?
12. Do you ever combine sex and food?
no i'm not obsessed with food in fact... I forgot to eat today, damn it.
13. Would you ever make a replica of your own genitalia? (clone-a-willy/pussy type thing)
no that just sounds stupid
14. Would you like a replica of someone else’s genitalia?
yeah if they had a ten foot dick I'd use it as a weapon
15. Have you ever bought or eaten chocolate genitalia?
no
16. Has anyone ever suggested a sexual activity to you that has made you feel slightly sick?
no, but no one has suggested anything really out there
17. List three sexual activities that you love (or would love to try, if you haven't already
i would LOVE to tie someone up, then leave them tie up, laughing the whole time imagining them all PISSED. then after I had my fun I'd come back and make it all better.
OR I could tie someone up and whoop their ass. God knows how someone can get off on that but I would enjoy DOING it to someone (god help anyone who tries that shit on ME though)
18. Now list three that you hate/would never want to try.
ummm... i am NOT into anal. it hurts ok?
I do not fuck animals and NO ONE shall EVER piss or shit or puke or whatever on me.
and I will NOT submit, thank you.
19. Have you ever engaged in any kind of anal sex? (anal intercourse/anal oral/digital anal)
yes and I thought I was gonna shit everywhere and cry.
20. Gags, whips, paddles and ties - hot or not?
hot if I'm the one wielding them
21. Do you like to wear something sexy when you fuck or do you like it in the nude?
both are fun
22. How would you feel if your partner came into the bedroom in a costume (nurse/fireman/etc) and began roleplaying?
I don't know. I might just laugh. I think I'd need a warning
23. Have you ever made use of sex games?
nope.... what kind of games..? I like to play...
24. Has your partner ever caught you masturbating?
NO ONE HAS WAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
25. Sex toys - if you have them, do you ever utilise them during sex with your partner?
why the hell would I need a toy if i got real dick in front of me?! no thanks!!
26. Do you like dirty talk during sex?
yes
27. Have you ever given your partner oral when they are making a phonecall?
no
28. Do you have any secret fantasies/fetishes that you are afraid to share with your partner?
no
29. You’ve just had a normal fuck at night in bed, what do you and your partner do when you’ve finished?
I go home - i don't have boy friends. i have friends that I fuck.
30. Do you like to kiss during sex?
depends how much I like a person.
seen? YES. Met for very first time? NO
2. When’s the best time to have sex?
when i do not have my period (shudders)
3. When’s the worst time to have sex?
when your drunk
4. Think of someone who you went to school/college/uni with, would you fuck them?
I was gonna say yes but then I remember all the fucking douchers I went to school with and- oh wait- I did fuck a few ppl from school. Damnit.
5. What weird place would you most love to have sex?
i have no fucking clue. how about a hotel? and it's only weird cause i haven't been in a hotel in like 11 years.
6. What place do you definitely NOT want to have sex?
my grandparents house, my mom's house, uhhh.. I could go on.
7. Do you have any sex toys?
yes, but i'd much rather have a real dick to jump on (who wouldn't tho - if you like dick, that is)
8. If you are straight, would you sleep with a member of the same sex for a four-digit sum?
hells yeah
9. If you are gay, do you ever watch heterosexual porn?
10. What’s your favourite sex position?
doggie
11. What’s your favorite sexual activity, besides intercourse?
cunnilingus is very fun, unless the jackass can't do it right, jesus how fucking hard is it?
12. Do you ever combine sex and food?
no i'm not obsessed with food in fact... I forgot to eat today, damn it.
13. Would you ever make a replica of your own genitalia? (clone-a-willy/pussy type thing)
no that just sounds stupid
14. Would you like a replica of someone else’s genitalia?
yeah if they had a ten foot dick I'd use it as a weapon
15. Have you ever bought or eaten chocolate genitalia?
no
16. Has anyone ever suggested a sexual activity to you that has made you feel slightly sick?
no, but no one has suggested anything really out there
17. List three sexual activities that you love (or would love to try, if you haven't already
i would LOVE to tie someone up, then leave them tie up, laughing the whole time imagining them all PISSED. then after I had my fun I'd come back and make it all better.
OR I could tie someone up and whoop their ass. God knows how someone can get off on that but I would enjoy DOING it to someone (god help anyone who tries that shit on ME though)
18. Now list three that you hate/would never want to try.
ummm... i am NOT into anal. it hurts ok?
I do not fuck animals and NO ONE shall EVER piss or shit or puke or whatever on me.
and I will NOT submit, thank you.
19. Have you ever engaged in any kind of anal sex? (anal intercourse/anal oral/digital anal)
yes and I thought I was gonna shit everywhere and cry.
20. Gags, whips, paddles and ties - hot or not?
hot if I'm the one wielding them
21. Do you like to wear something sexy when you fuck or do you like it in the nude?
both are fun
22. How would you feel if your partner came into the bedroom in a costume (nurse/fireman/etc) and began roleplaying?
I don't know. I might just laugh. I think I'd need a warning
23. Have you ever made use of sex games?
nope.... what kind of games..? I like to play...
24. Has your partner ever caught you masturbating?
NO ONE HAS WAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
25. Sex toys - if you have them, do you ever utilise them during sex with your partner?
why the hell would I need a toy if i got real dick in front of me?! no thanks!!
26. Do you like dirty talk during sex?
yes
27. Have you ever given your partner oral when they are making a phonecall?
no
28. Do you have any secret fantasies/fetishes that you are afraid to share with your partner?
no
29. You’ve just had a normal fuck at night in bed, what do you and your partner do when you’ve finished?
I go home - i don't have boy friends. i have friends that I fuck.
30. Do you like to kiss during sex?
depends how much I like a person.