SGA\\Kissing 101\\McShep\\PG

Jan 12, 2007 21:25

Title: Kissing 101
Author: kibou_sueshijuu
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Genre: Slash, Humour
Pairing: McShep
Rating: PG
Word Count: 342
Spoilers: n/a
Challenge: n/a
Episode Tag: n/a
Summary: The man couldn't kiss to save his life. Which was unfortunate, really, considering how much he valued his life.
Warnings: Fluff alert!
Beta: n/a
Archive: wraithbait, here
Author's Notes: A little bit longer than a drabble, but not long enough to be considered anything else, as far as I'm concerned...



Rodney was great. He was creative, and imaginative. Especially in bed. In fact, John was pretty sure that the most enthusiastic and excited he had ever seen Rodney was when they were in the throes of passion. John was also pretty sure that War and Peace was getting to him, because he would never have used the phrase "throes of passion" five years ago.

But to get back to the issue at hand, John never denied that Rodney was an appealing lover, who aimed to pleased, and smiled just at the right moments, and breathed "Oh," with a flutter of his eyelashes in just the way that could send John's brain to the end of the universe where he didn't think it could ever come back from, 'though it's not like he was complaining.

But the man couldn't kiss to save his life. Which was unfortunate, really, considering how much Rodney valued his life. He was all tongue and slurping and sucking and while normally John didn't have a problem with slurping and sucking, it just didn't do it for him when the entire lower half of his face got slobbered all over.

So John took it apon himself to teach Rodney how to kiss a man like... well. Like a man. Rodney, being Rodney, was rather indignant when John first mentioned the need for kissing lessons, but after learning that plenty of practice was necessary, and that sex would be withheld - mostly - until he graduated Kissing 101, he was pretty quick to sign up.

And so kissing lessons proceeded and John kind of gave up on the no sex rule, and in the end, Rodney didn't learn much, but John decided he didn't really care, as long as it was his face getting slobbered all over by Rodney, and not someone else's. Or for that matter, he didn't care as long as it was Rodney who was slobbering all over his face. He didn't think he could put up with that from anyone else.

Rodney was great like that.

drabble, humour, sga, mcshep

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