lmao, I'm sorry, I find this to be way to hilarious, especially the Blind thing and the water thing.

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about The Tifa Monster!

1. US gold coins used to say 'In The Tifa Monster we trust'.
2. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is The Tifa Monster.
3. During World War II, Americans tried to train The Tifa Monster to drop bombs.
4. Donald Duck's middle name is The Tifa Monster!
5. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about The Tifa Monster!
6. The Tifa Monster can last longer without water than a camel can.
7. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of The Tifa Monster to reach the earth's core.
8. Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into The Tifa Monster.
9. The Tifa Monster is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
10. The Tifa Monster cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach.