Skittles: Drama Llama 7.2
Because no one can escape it this chapter! Bwahaha! *cough* This chapter should have been out days ago but LJ is stupid and yeah. Last chapter, the twins, Meredith and Cristina were born, Garrett cheated on Fairytale, Marques harassed everything that moved and didn't move. Let's goooo!
We return to find Garrett outside of his work, the Outstanding Citizen Warehouse (whatever it's called... xD)
Garrett: I swear I've been faithful to my wife! Stop looking at me like that.
Riiiiiggghhhht.
Cue musical grow up.
Garrett: I don't think it's supposed to happen this way. What if someone sees?
Garrett: I hate myself.
Back at home...
Emily: Stupid ex-husband, I'll teach him to sleep in my bed.
Meredith: Zs? What are you doing here?!?
Hm. I guess it was all too much for her.
Kate: My nails are so pretty. Don't you like them?
Sure but what's that on your hand?
Kate: I don't know what you're talking about....
Marques: I hate Sunshine!
Sorry dude, that's Whimsy. Try the other imaginary friend.
Whimsy: I want to have babies.
Meredith: Really? Me too!
I'm only slightly disturbed by this.
Sunshine: I'm getting out of here. This place is scary.
Cristina: No, come back! I promise I won't make you play dolls anymore!
EthanPaparazzi: Urrrr is this whur Fairytale lives....
EthanPaparazzi: Uh jus can't remembra...
Meredith: Omg it's you.
What the hell happened to her fingers? o.o
CUTE BEDTIME STORY SPAM AHEAD!!
The lighting looks so awesome it hurts. XD
END SPAM!!
Emily is still being awesome!
Emily: Check out my little flying pancake. :D
Marques and Kate: *marital problems*
No seriously. Their bar is at like 0 but they still sleep together. XD Anyways, I'm distracted by Garrett's sexy self.
Garrett: I heard that.
Fairytale: Your eyes are so pretty, Marques.
Marques: You really think so?
STOP FLIRTING AND OMG HE ACCEPTED HER ADVANCE THIS TIME.
Meredith: Ooooh Mom! I'm gonna tell grandma on you.
Marques and Fairytale: *oblvious*
Fairytale: I'm one sexy lady. Don't you agree little girl?
LittleGirl: I hate Garrett.
Garrett and Mindi: *watching stars*
Fairytale: Omg, I can't decide which one of my fists want to punch you first, hussy.
Mindi: I don't think so!
Garrett: I can't decide who I want to win. hm
Fairytale and Mindi: *standoff*
Garrett: *still deciding*
Kate: God it smells so good out here. kehehehe!
Fairytale: I think the right wants to hit you most.
Mindi: Take your best shot, tramp.
Kate: BOOGITY BOO!
Garrett: Omg my heart. Damn Mom!
Garrett: You know what, our marriage is over.
Fairytale: Garrett, how could you break my heart like this?
Mindi: *watching*
Kate: Poor Fairytale. D:
Kate: You bitch! This is all your fault. *slaps*
I was surprised when Kate did this all on her own. GO KATE!
Josie and Lemonade bring Jemma over to play with the girls. (Jemma is their second daughter)
While this is happening....
Marques decides it's finally time to kick the bucket at 99 days old.
Marques: Dagflabit let me down!
Grim: Come on Marques, time to go.
Marques: Yeah I'm ready.
Goodbye, Marques! You were a great father and husband for the most part. I'm going to miss your grumpiness.. fights with Sean and all. But why they're crying (except Fairytale), I don't know since you had a negative relationship with all of them. XD
Grim: What the heck is that tramp crying about?!?
Not nice, Grim. :l
Emily: You're so fine bb, I want to paint you.
Grim: Would you now?
Lemonade: This what your house is always like? I can't bring my child around here anymore.
Kate: Whoa dude. Josie your husband has problems. Josie?
Josie: *reading*
Tristan: I thought I was going to get woohoo.
Remember Tristan? He once dated Emily.
Fairytale: Hey something happened to my eyes!
Tristan: Ew you have saggish boobs now. :o
Meredith: HAHA
Fairytale: Oh hai guys.
Fairytale: Can I give you a massage?
Tristan: Ok, I guess.
Garrett: I don't want to give him any of my salad. :l
Kate: Marques! Wait.. sooo sleepy?
Kate: You did this to me.
Garrett and Kate: Person person negative.
Console your daughter, Garrett. She's sad.
Garrett: But I don't want to touch herrrr
With Marques gone we have room to grow up the IFs.
Meredith: Can you just hurry up?
Whimsy: It looks like pee sorta.
At the same time... *sigh*
Kate: Marques is that you I hear?
NUUUU not Kate!
WHIMSY! Jelly Bean black eyes and green hair. Boring. :l
Kate: Please, can't I stay and have a little more time?
Grim: I don't make the rules. You must go.
Kate I think you may be the heir I've missed the most. You were awesome. Everyone loved you as witnessed by how many friends you had. You amused me with your evil dancing every chance you got, raised 3 beautiful kids and was my first sim to scult. <3 Kate died at 96 days old.
Cristina: Our creator says it's your turn now.
Sunshine: Alrighty.
LOL he looks like Josie. Except with Garrett's eyes. Anyways I moved him and Whimsy to a new house. Let's pretend they got adopted, kay?
I send Fairytale down to the fusion bar to scout for men. I thought I'd give her Heartbreaker LTW a stab. At this point she had already had 3 boyfriends (Nuclear, Garrett, Tristan). Mason here (Mindi's hubby coincidentally) is her fourth victim boyfriend.
Mason and Fairytale: *seals the deal*
Fairytale: I'm so sad. This isn't working. We're over!
Mason: What the hell, Fairytale?
Garrett: We'll fix all your problem areas.
Fairytale: Are you saying my stomach looks fat?
In case you're wondering, since Fairytale and Garrett had such a great relationship when they broke up they only went to 0 and I easily got them back to friends.
Fairytale: OMG it hurts. My hip is ringing.. AHHH.
Garrett: Um, I'll just go now.
Meredith: Look at me, look at me! I'm a pretty princess. :D
I'm terrible. The girls have barely gotten any face time. D:
Someone spins up a want to buy some venues or whatever so I send Emily to do it. She buys the bistro and names it Emilicious. XD
And look who we find! Tis Mindi and her and.... Garrett's daughter! The kid is named Naomi. Naomi was a brief guest on an episode of Grey's Anatomy.
Naomi: Mommy?
Mind: These cards are pretty.
HI KATE!!
Emily: Hug?
Garrett: No not evil enough.
Oh Kate how I've missed you scaring people. ;3
The girls finally grow up. Since I'm lazy and all they don't have a party. That and it was a school day and I grew them up right before the bus came. :p
Meredith: Tell anyone you saw me like this and I'll kill you.
Um. Birthday hazard! Meredith gains herself the technophobe trait upon roll. Now she's a genius who hates the outdoors, is often inappropriate and won't be caught dead watching Tv or surfing the internet.
Cristina: Well that was fun. Can I has cake now?
Upon roll Cristina added the nurturing trait to her personality. This leaves her a nurturing, loser who trips over her own feet (clumsy) that can't sleep at night (light sleeper).
Fairytale: How dare you grow up in your undies!
Cristina: Chill Mom. I'll get you some cake.
Mindi: Garrett, I had a baby and it's yours.
Meredith: What is that homewrecker doing here?
Garrett goes to meet his daughter.
Garrett: How dare Mindi not be home. *kicks can*
Freak.
They finally come home (Mindi and Naomi) and Garrett meets his daughter.
I send Meredith to meet Naomi too.
Meredith: Dad this place.. is scary.
I move Mindi and Naomi in momentarily (like a day) just to do things XD
This may be child abuse.
One thing I idid was devamp Mindi.
Mindi: I think a bat just came out my butt.
That's perfectly normal.
And then give her a makeover. She has a really odd lip/chin problem that she passed on to Naomi.
Awwa so cute. ;3 But back out her and Mindi go that night. Good luck you two!
Garrett: How about we try giving our love one more chance?
Cristina: Do you mind? I was trying to sleep.
Garrett and Fairytale: *back in love*
They were the easiest couple to reunite. I think they're meant for each other. <3
HI MAGGIE!
Okay yeah, sorry they're cute though!
Fairytale: I'm getting fat. I can feel it. D:
Suuuure you are.
I send her and Garrett on a date while the kids are at school and Em is busy gardening.
<3
And look who they run into! It's Regan. Anyone remember her? She was Josie's best friend. :]
Garrett: I love you, Fairytale. We both made mistakes but we're meant to be together. Will you remarry me?
Fairytale: OMG you found my ring after I tried to flush it!
She of course said yes and they finish their date with lunch at Emilicious. <33
That's if folks.. for this chapter. :P This took forever to put out because LJ is still having issues but I didn't want to wait any longer. Hopefully LJ resolves their issues. If not, I may do chapter somewhere else because this is ridiculous. Whatever I do, I'll keep you all posted.