Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I bought porn for
blueforever10 (10 points). Last Saturday on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Friday I set
dancer_shoes 's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Wednesday I didn't flush (-1 points). Last month I stole
merc505 's purse (-30 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-127 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
kiaretta985