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PREVIOUSLY, ON DOCTOR WHO:
SHIT GETS REAL
Amelia: *IS ADORABLE*
Amy: *TIMEY-WIMEY*
Rory: *NEEDS A HUG*
Doctor: *WEARS A FEZ*
Rory: *IS THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER, HOMG*
Moffat: *IS AN EVIL FUCKING GENIUS*
Audience: "DOCTOR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO D: D: D:"
Dalek: *BEGS FOR MERCY*
River: *IS A BAMF*
Audience: *CRIES A LOT*
Audience: *CRIES SOME MORE*
Amy: *IS HAPPY TO HAVE PARENTS*
Audience: *OH MY GOD THE CRYING*
Amy: *FORCES THE DOCTOR INTO EXISTENCE BY BROWBEATING THE UNIVERSE BECAUSE HE'S LATE FOR HER WEDDING*
Doctor: *THROWS HIS ARMS IN THE AIR, LIKE HE JUST DON'T CARE*
Audience: *BRB LOLLING FOREVER*
River: "MULTI-SEASON-PLOT-ARC, I CHOOSE YOU!"
Amy: "So...threesome?"
Rory: "Threesome."
Doctor: "EGYPTIAN GODDESS ON THE LOOSE ON THE ORIENT EXPRESS IN SPACE!"
Doctor: "By which I mean threesome."
Cast: *ALL STAY ON FOR MORE THAN ONE SEASON*
Audience: *REJOICES*
~*~FINIS~*~