my fantasy
..a girl can dream!
SWF seeks good looking, rugged, but soft, out-doorsy, and environmental kind of guy. Slightly Fem looking a huge plus!
Must be caring and interesting, well read, intelligent, with proper grammar and sense of humor. Ability to teach me new tricks and learn ones of your own a plus.
Additional pluses include deep, loving eyes and warm embrace, a good dancer willing to teach a clumsy but rhythmic chic new grooves.
Must love beer and be able to throw (or retrieve) darts and appreciate live-local bands.
Must not love beer so much as to spew, or spill it on my carpet
Must also be a good kisser and excellent communicator.
Should have a serious wanderlust and be emphatic about travel and adventure, cultures and new experiences.
Must not have offspring and have no desire to sire any.
*(Applicants with, or having an appointment for, a Vasectomy will get extra consideration.)
All applicants must be passionate about smiling and being joyous and also must have the skill to stop making me laugh if I warn that I am going to pee!
If you fit so far please consider that you must also be:
Compassionate and respectful of life (yeah even cows)
Passionate and affectionate
Have a oneness with nature (*or at least understand your own personal zen*)
and be
reasonable,logical,
realistic and silly
*sigh*
Nobody made any men like this.
SWF seeks good looking, rugged, but soft, out-doorsy, and environmental kind of guy. Slightly Fem looking a huge plus!
Must be caring and interesting, well read, intelligent, with proper grammar and sense of humor. Ability to teach me new tricks and learn ones of your own a plus.
Additional pluses include deep, loving eyes and warm embrace, a good dancer willing to teach a clumsy but rhythmic chic new grooves.
Must love beer and be able to throw (or retrieve) darts and appreciate live-local bands.
Must not love beer so much as to spew, or spill it on my carpet
Must also be a good kisser and excellent communicator.
Should have a serious wanderlust and be emphatic about travel and adventure, cultures and new experiences.
Must not have offspring and have no desire to sire any.
*(Applicants with, or having an appointment for, a Vasectomy will get extra consideration.)
All applicants must be passionate about smiling and being joyous and also must have the skill to stop making me laugh if I warn that I am going to pee!
If you fit so far please consider that you must also be:
Compassionate and respectful of life (yeah even cows)
Passionate and affectionate
Have a oneness with nature (*or at least understand your own personal zen*)
and be
reasonable,logical,
realistic and silly
*sigh*
Nobody made any men like this.