Q&A
QUESTION: Why do I keep doing things like translating board meeting protocols and legal contracts for free as a favour to my dear friends whom I haven't seen in half a year because they're too busy and important to meet with me for a cup of coffee?
ANSWER: Because I'm an idiot who can't say a bloody no.
QUESTION: Is there any end in sight to the resulting migraine?
ANSWER: Abandon hope.
QUESTION: Who wears the ugly paper crown from Burger King if they're older than 5 and not completely hammered?
ANSWER: No sane person, that's who. Why do I keep seeing you people...?
... and one more QUESTION:
Blue spiders. Really, LJ? Really? If I ever get around to sending any, I apologize to whoever gets them in advance...
ANSWER: Because I'm an idiot who can't say a bloody no.
QUESTION: Is there any end in sight to the resulting migraine?
ANSWER: Abandon hope.
QUESTION: Who wears the ugly paper crown from Burger King if they're older than 5 and not completely hammered?
ANSWER: No sane person, that's who. Why do I keep seeing you people...?
... and one more QUESTION:
Blue spiders. Really, LJ? Really? If I ever get around to sending any, I apologize to whoever gets them in advance...