So gerbils were an urban legend?

[kianmitchum]

I like to give credit where credit is due so while as much as I'd like to take the credit for such an extensive list I'd probably have to work in the E.R. or be speaking from personal experiences to obtain it.

A list of things found up people's asses Inspired by gahan_d's post of the coke bottle x-ray.

*A bottle of Mrs. Butterworth's syrup, an ax

Comments

[vodianovan]

It kind of bothers me that someone had the plantain put on a condom first. What, was it cheating? Had it been a real slut before?

[kianmitchum]

Perhaps they were worried about that hard nubby end?

[vodianovan]

I kind of feel that the hard nubby end would just tear the condom.

[kianmitchum]

They make condoms pretty tough theses days and why aren't you stalking me on aim?

[vodianovan]

Yeah but turnips are a very hard vegetable, and plus they tend to have those tiny rough pointy bits all over the nubby end. Because I'm not signed on, silly.

[kianmitchum]

Yeah but plantains are like bananas. I know, sigh.

[vodianovan]

Mmm. Now I want mangoes. No sighs :*