YKYOWHW...
You know you’re obsessed with Hetalia when…
[] When you wonder why the polar bear at the zoo isn’t talking to you (I will definitely do this the next time I go to the zoo)
[x] When your teacher questions you when you constantly squeal during History class (I hold it in. Usually.)
[] When you scream “Happy Birthday Alfred” and/or “Take that Arthur” on the Fourth of July in a large crowd of people and are proud when they give you the WTF look
[x] When you know what Sealand is and people find you weird for telling them he’s a little kid in a blue sailor suit that was for sale on eBay
[] When you laugh if a country’s “vital regions” are discussed in the news/media
[x] When you question why only a few countries use Japanese as the foremost language
[x] When in a conversation about APH, you specifically use both country and human names to confuse the people around you
[x] You ask, no, COMMAND people to become one with mother Russia and laugh hysterically when they look confused, telling them “everyone eventually becomes one with Russia” before walking away
[] When you walk into a Hello Kitty store and ask where the Shinatty-Chan merchandise is
[x] When you take time out of your day to look up country relationships on Wikipedia
[] When you begin to notice all the jokes about China (...what jokes? XD)
[] When you try to make your own “idiot hair” and use two bottles of hair gel in the process (WILL BE DOING THIS VERY SOON NOW as soon as I can find the hair gel--or aloe)
[] When the Great Depression all of a sudden seem hilarious. “Your ass is MINE, America!”
[x] When you correct someone talking about a new discovery of some kind, telling them “Korea already invented that” (Pepero SO TOTALLY came first before Pocky and nobody can make be believe otherwise KOREAN PRIDE hellyeah~)
[] When you have to remind people that Hong Kong is NOT the capital of China
[] When you explain that when the aliens attack, the first to go will be the British
[x] When you’re grade in Geography suddenly shoots up (unfortunately I'm taking U.S. history instead of geography but I love to draw Alfred in the illustrated definitions 8D)
[x] When others ask you what you mean by “England is so cute when he’s Tsundere” (this. has happened many times.)
[x] When you find yourself thinking of the best conversation you’ve ever heard:
o Italy: France nii-san, what is intercourse?
o France: Don’t you know, Ita-chan? It’s what you do with someone you like. So…do you like me? (furansu-oniichannnn~)
[] When you correct your history teacher, telling them that the pact of steal between Germany and Italy was actually a pinky swear (I would do this if only I had the balls to)
[] When seeing the new Harry Potter movie the second time, the only thing you can think of is the infamous spoiler written all over England’s torso (...what? XD)
[x] When the contagious verbal tics of the show become a part of your normal day conversations (HAHAHA NICE FIGHT~)
[] When you have full-out and vicious debates on what side (the Axis or Allies) would win in a fist fight (...now that I think about it, I'm torn between Ludwig, Alfred, and RUSSIA)
[] When you imagine, when in a state of insane exhilaration or any kind of insanity emotion, you have the same menacing purple aura that often haunts Russia when he’s “happy”
[] When you realize you’ve memorized the ending theme and sing it regularly (it's on my to-do list)
[] When you find yourself scanning through your history textbook to find a good fanfiction topic
[x] When you feel yourself tearing-up while discussing the American Revolution (p-poor Arthur)
[] When you start learning Japanese just to read the Hetalia website
[x] When you expect the Polish exchange student to be a cross-dressing valley girl (checked it because I know this will happen every time I meet ANY Polish man OR woman)
[] When you download your favorite episodes and watch them compulsively
[x] When you randomly scream “ PASTA ” and think everyone around you is weird for not getting the joke
[x] When a tomato crate seems like the best hiding place during a war (I AM THE BOX GHOST!)
[x] When you know the songs “Fat na kare”, “Oyayubi no Tsukaikata”, “Makka na Ito”, “Yokan”, “Gibusu”, “Lion”, “Tetsukazu No Sekai” and “Utsukushii Namae”, have downloaded them onto your itunes and listen to them daily (OH GAWD YES I listened to Tetsukazu no Sekai about a billion times before I got tired of it)
[x] When “True Italian Spirit” is only another way to say “We Surrender” (or another way to say "No matter where or when, three o' clock is always time for a SIESTA!")
[x] When the song “Santa Clause is coming to Town” seems like an odd rip-off of something that was written for Russia (he sees you when you're sleeeeeeping~)
[] When you try to convince your history teacher to play Chibitalia episodes when learning about the Austrian Wars
[x] When, upon looking at your youtube favorites, you find that APH videos have filled up at least two pages of space (more like four... or five)
[x] When you begin to read all about your favorite country obsessively to learn more about them
[x] When you start noticing how much you absolutely adore sunflowers (already did before, but now they have a different meaning LOLOLKOL)
[x] When you realize there’s always someone underneath the cute mascot uniforms (mascots seriously scare the shit out of me. shinatty-chan is not an exception. XD)
[x] When you discover the joys of the Sexy Waiter outfit (I have a chibi sexywaiter!England on the back of my school ID dohoho~)
[] When you explain to others that condoms are the best weapons in psychological warfare
[] When others find you odd for talking to the fairies, flying rabbits and unicorns even if they’re the odd ones out for not being able to see them in the first place
[] When you decided to construct your own APH OC and proudly proclaim to the world that you were the one who created Portugal
[] When you want your own pink kitty backpack
[] When “Flower-Egg” seems like the best name for your new puppy
[x] When England wearing America’s jacket is probably one of the best things that’s ever happened to you (mmm~ YES PLEASE)
[x] When You find the song "Canada's Really Big" or any other references to country's sizes amusingly inappropriate (YEAH YOU KNOW THAT YOU WANNA BE CANADIAN PLEEEEZE~)
[] When you spend half a day constructing a “You Know you’re Obsessed with Hetalia when…”
Hmm. I guess I'm not that bad. Unfortunately, I can't really obsess about Hetalia out in the real world, since no one around me knows about it. ;___;
But one of my friends started an anime club in her high school (which is across the street from mine), and at first I was like: "NO." Because anime clubs kind of tend to suck. But then she told me that there were a lot of Hetalia fans there. AND DAMMIT NOW I REALLY WANNA GO. B-But I'm scared I'll just end up sitting in a corner all alone. I dunno. They meet up on Monday--tomorrow--so it's gonna depend on how I feel after school. But ahhhh I wanna meet some Hetalia fansssss~
(P.S. I memorized the entire map of Europe in four days because of Hetalia. 8D)