BELIEVE IN URSELF
FEATURED B2ST QUOTE
Title: THE NEW WORLD
Author: khunfused (DA BOSS)
Pairing: OT6 AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAHHHHHHHHH
Rating: PG-13 FOR LANGUAGE AND SENSITIVE TOPICS.
Summary: Being so busy with their comeback/schedules/fapping, the members decide to pay a visit to a version of communication almost forgotten.
Author's Notes: ... I just hope after an almost-year hiatus I'm still funny like I used to be. ಠ_ಠ #srsbzns
aloha senore! you've obviously come for the fic, am i rite? (YES)
either you saw this on beastattack or saw my pimping on twitter lol
well, just in case you don't know who's who:
(I HAVE GOTTEN MORE CREATIVE WITH THE SCREEN NAMES. （´∀｀）)
(... NO. I'M LYING. I FAIL AT THESE TYPE OF THINGS.)
ACTUALLY I APOLOGIZE. I WILL COME UP WITH SCREEN NAMES ON THE NEXT FIC.
(MAYBE. IF I WRITE ANOTHER ONE.)
SO THE MEMBERS JUST HAVE THEIR NAMES FOR IM BECAUSE I'M THEY'RE ALL REALLY LAME LOL.
TL;DR
DONGWOON has entered the chatroom.
DOOJOON has entered the chatroom.
YOSEOB has entered the chatroom.
GIKWANG has entered the chatroom.
JUNHYUNG has entered the chatroom.
YOSEOB: uh where is hyunseung
YOSEOB: that douche tells us to log in this shit that we haven't even used for over a year now
YOSEOB: and then he doesn't even show
YOSEOB: wtaf
GIKWANG: CALM DOWN.
GIKWANG: .............................. i think he's taking a dump!!!!!
DONGWOON: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
DONGWOON: not as bad as junhyung's tho.
DONGWOON: cuz whoo omg steer clear ;~~~;
DOOJOON: I know right.
DOOJOON: Junhyung can you please flush after?
YOSEOB: LOL HE'S LIKE THE KING OF ATOMIC FART STANK BOMBS
YOSEOB: BUT YOU HAVE SWAG THOUGH. SWAG FARTS HEHEHEHEHE
JUNHYUNG: (╬ ಠ益ಠ)
GIKWANG: it's true junhyung admit it you have the worse
DOOJOON: .......... GUYS DO YOU HEAR THAT.
DOOJOON: It sounded like "PHROOOOOOOSHHHHHHHHHHH"
YOSEOB: obviously hyunseung's crap has found its target- da toilet
YOSEOB: plop
DONGWOON: OMG EW YOU GUYS ARE SO DISGUSTING. WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I WANT TO HEAR DESCRIPTIONS OF SOMEONE ELSE'S FECES LANDING IN TOILET WATER. (#educated godwoon oppar!!!)
JUNHYUNG: Thanks to you guys I can't stop thinking about it now.
JUNHYUNG: Didn't the artistic landing sound like the first few notes of Swan Lake?
YOSEOB: ... wat
GIKWANG: we are talking about the music falling poop makes, someone please explain why
DOOJOON: Guys, I think he's done. I just heard the toilet flush.
YOSEOB: down into the rabbit hole bye bye poop
DONGWOON: YOSEOB SHUT THE FUCK UP PLEASE
HYUNSEUNG has entered the chatroom.
HYUNSEUNG: HI GAISE SRY 4 DA WAIT I WAS IN DA BATHROOM 4 A WHILE KEKEKEKEKE
DONGWOON: WE NOTICED.
JUNHYUNG: Well? Why did you tell us to log in this? You are aware that we can just talk on twitter right?
HYUNSEUNG: WELL DUH
HYUNSEUNG: BUT U KNO HOW ALL OF US HAS 100000+ FOLLOWERS AND STUFF
HYUNSEUNG: ND EVERY1 CAN SEE WHAT WE WRITE
HYUNSEUNG: SO THIS IS LIKE PRIVATE TWITTER KEKEKEKEKEKE CUZ I WANT TO DISCUSS SOMETHING IN PRIVATE
YOSEOB: .......................
GIKWANG: well what then?
HYUNSEUNG: OK WELL GUYS DON'T FREAK OUT BUT I KINDA WAS THINKING ABOUT CANNIBALISM ND I WONDER................................ WAT DO OUR FELLOW IDOLS TASTE LIKE
DOOJOON: ............................................................................
YOSEOB: um
DONGWOON: did you just ask us not to freak out????? well of course we have to freak out!!!! who thinks that in a healthy state of mind?????? NO ONE THAT'S WHO.
GIKWANG: i was wondering why you were looking at my ass so lustily lately.
JUNHYUNG: ... Ok. Well, we can't answer that for you can we? But we can always imagine. For example, I think that the majority of SNSD would taste like strawberries. (hnngh 58 brownie points for psychologist calm oppar!!!)
HYUNSEUNG: OMG EVERYONE XCEPT JOKER IS MEANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
HYUNSEUNG: Y U JUDGE ME
YOSEOB: we try not 2
DONGWOON: Hyunseung, is it possible that you're becoming more stupid by the day.... ?
HYUNSEUNG: VOUS ÊTES TOUS TRÈS MAUVAIS!!!!!!!!!! JE PEUX PAS CROIRE QUE JE SUIS ASSOCIÉ AVEC DES GENS COMME VOUS!!!!!!!!!! PERSONNES QUI APPAREMMENT NE M'ACCEPTENT PAS PUR QUI JE SUIS............ C'EST DES CONNERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOSEOB: uh holy shit son
JUNHYUNG: o_________________________o
DOOJOON: Um Hyunseung, wow... When did you learn French? ...
HYUNSEUNG: SM TOWN PARIS
YOSEOB: u dumbass
YOSEOB: we aren't with sme
YOSEOB: WE ARE CUBE
DONGWOON: i hope he wasn't being serious.
HYUNSEUNG: I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HYUNSEUNG: I SNUCK OUT
HYUNSEUNG: BTW KIKI HYOSUNG WAS MY DATE
YOSEOB: oh snap
DOOJOON: Gikwang, I think Hyunseung is drunk tweeting right now. Best not to take anything he claims seriously.
JUNHYUNG: Ugh. Why are you like this.
GIKWANG: .................. i want to go smash his face in please.
DOOJOON: NO. AS YOUR LEADA I COMMAND YOU TO TAKE IT LIKE A MAN.
HYUNSEUNG: BIGGER BEWBS THAN HYO LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
YOSEOB: damn
YOSEOB: gikwang he's got u now
YOSEOB: defend ur honor
JUNHYUNG: If this is an internet fight then... I'm going to go make churros.
DOOJOON: CAN I JOIN YOU PLEASE?
JUNHYUNG: The more the merrier! n___n
DOOJOON has left the chatroom.
JUNHYUNG has left the chatroom.
HYUNSEUNG: OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG CHURROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
YOSEOB: he isn't going 2 share with u
YOSEOB: he likes me tho
HYUNSEUNG: STFU
HYUNSEUNG: JUNSEUNG 4EVA
DONGWOON: i hope he shares with me!!!!!!!!!!!!
GIKWANG: you know, dongwoon when i first saw you i thought you were mexican.
YOSEOB: thank god
YOSEOB: i thought i was the only one
DONGWOON: ... what
HYUNSEUNG: I THOUGHT HE CROSSED DA BORDER
YOSEOB: ur full korean rite
DONGWOON: yes.............
GIKWANG: you don't look like it though!
GIKWANG: you look like a rare cross-breed of tacos and sushi
HYUNSEUNG: MIND IN DA GUTTER!!!!!!!!!!!111
YOSEOB: can i just say this
YOSEOB: those churros smell really good
YOSEOB: that is all
HYUNSEUNG: ................................................................................
DONGWOON: btw hyunseung i saw your formspring yesterday.
DONGWOON: it was scary.
HYUNSEUNG: WAT DO U MEAN
DONGWOON: so...... many questions about porn. i was frightened.
GIKWANG: CAN I SAY I'M NOT SURPRISED
GIKWANG: SEUNGPERVERT HAS BEEN LIKE THIS EVER SINCE WE MET
HYUNSEUNG: NO COMMENT................................
YOSEOB: yo kiki u r not so innocent either
YOSEOB: u liek da hardcorez
HYUNSEUNG: YEAH GIKWANG WHO SUGGESTED THAT WE "INVITE OUR CLOSEST FRIENDS FOR A PORN PARTY"??????
DONGWOON: i saw kiki and junhyung fapping 2 it when 4minute came by our dorm!!!!!
YOSEOB: ... together?
DONGWOON: yes.
GIKWANG: what proof do you have?
HYUNSEUNG: MAKNAE NEVER LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HYUNSEUNG: GIKWANG U SLUTTTTTTTT
GIKWANG: UGH
GIKWANG has left the chatroom.
DONGWOON: now i want churros :(
YOSEOB: me 2
YOSEOB: yo hyunseung can we log off now
YOSEOB: my butt has already fallen asleep
YOSEOB: PLUS THERE IS MEXICAN FOOD IN THE KITCHEN
HYUNSEUNG: I WAS GOING TO SUGGEST THE SAME THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
DONGWOON: i hope they made it yummy~
YOSEOB: don't worry
YOSEOB: junhyung is an excellent cook even though he acts stupid when someone actually asks him to cook
YOSEOB: don't know about doojoon tho
HYUNSEUNG: CE FUT UNE EXPÉRIENCE TRÈS AMUSANTE!!!!!11 J'ESPÈRE QUE NOUS AURONS À LE REFAIRE UN JOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 n___n
YOSEOB: .... wat bro
YOSEOB: brb churro time
YOSEOB has left the chatroom.
DONGWOON: hyunseung...........
DONGWOON: either you're the most stupidest person i have ever met....
DONGWOON: or the smartest.
HYUNSEUNG: ʘ‿ʘ
HYUNSEUNG: IT'S A SECRET
DONGWOON: but then again, how can anyone fake that amount of stupid
DONGWOON: forget what i said
DONGWOON has left the chatroom.
HYUNSEUNG has left the chatroom.
comments are appreciated! ;___;
i just hope this wasn't completely terrible~
WHY AM I ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT POOP THO WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME