dude, my first crossover fail. THE END.
Title: So, He Felt You Up Too?
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Dongwoon, Nichkhun, Jonghyun, and Joon.
Summary: Why is everything about Hyunseung?
A note: My first crossover fic... I HOPE IT DIDN'T FAIL.
Should a 14 year old be writing about sex?
If you say no, GTFO.
Ahaha, jk. NOSRSLYGTFOBITCH
Anyway, one of my friends told me to write some serious fics.
I was like WHAAA because I am not serious, thus not serious fanfictions.
But when someone threatens to slap you,
and you know they slap like the miracle of childbirth, YOU OBEY.
So, would anyone like to see a serious fic?
Just hit me up here, I'll dedicate it to you.
BECAUSE YOU SAVED ME FROM POSSIBLE PREGZ AT 14, TYSFM.
i'llbecarryingnichkhun'schild
for the people who don't know and are dumbasses:
Dongwoon- dongmaknae
Nichkhun- bucky (HE'S MINE BITCH)
Jonghyun- jongzurrs (ah, i don't know. this was always my nickname for him.)
Joon- joonibility (like, flexibility, because DAMN THAT BOY IS.)
no time to come up with awesome names.
jongzurrs has entered.
bucky has entered.
dongmaknae has entered.
joonibility has entered.
dongmaknae: So, his behavior isn't me exaggerating right?
jongzurrs: of course not! D:
joonibility: we could all be victims of rape here.
bucky: ...
bucky: Well... Why? =[
joonibility: because hyunseung's a weird ass mofo!
jongzurrs: i must agree with joon, it's getting out of hand.
bucky: Does he act weird like this to others? >.<
dongmaknae: No, just a select few I guess.
joonibility: SICK. ASS. MOFO.
bucky: Joon maybe he's... gay?
Only if these people knew what happened before.
dongmaknae: ... He was. He said that he... stopped?
joonibility: that sounds like fucking bullshit.
jongzurrs: give hyunseung a fair chance. umm... what does he do?
dongmaknae: A lot of things. VERY PERVERTED THINGS, NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT.
bucky: Ew.
joonibility: like what? be specific, so i know to not be alone in a room with him.
dongmaknae: That wouldn't happen, he'd only corner you for sex.
bucky: ... What? DX
jongzurrs: OMFG NASTY
joonibility: damn. that boy has sex issues or something?
bucky: Well, there was that sex god scandal on Tumblr... And Formspring...
True, Nichkhun. Let's pray that he doesn't make a Twitter next.
jongzurrs: oh i heard about that.
jongzurrs: i had to shield some of the questions on formspring from taemin's eyes, too much dirty.
joonibility: man taemin already had lessons from noonas.
jongzurrs: holy shit man i will fucking bitchslap you.
bucky: Now now D:
dongmaknae: TAEMIN IS FINE, GET BACK TO THE FUCKING POINT PLEASE.
joonibility: khun he couldn't have bitchslapped me anyway, i could have stretched somewhere else.
bucky: Right, keep believing that.
jongzurrs: ANYWAY
dongmaknae: Yes, anyway.
thesexgod has entered.
HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK GET THE VAMPIRES!
joonibility: ...
jongzurrs: holy shit.
bucky: ... Hi Hyunseung =]
dongmaknae: Hey.
joonibility: YOU GODDAMN PERVERT
joonibility: WTF
thesexgod: ...
thesexgod: YOU GUYS WERE TALKING ABOUT ME?
jongzurrs: ... yeah. D:
dongmaknae: Hyunseung...
thesexgod has exited.
bucky: What's going on? =[
bucky: I dislike when people are mad at me.
jongzurrs: oh, well apparently joon got hyunseung pissed off so he left?
joonibility: SHUT THE FUCK UP KHUN
bucky: What?
bucky: What the hell did I fucking do?
dongmaknae: Joon calm down o____________o
joonibility: ok, CALM.
joonibility: sorry man, i'm fucking irritated right now.
bucky: Whatever, but that's no excuse to get mad at me.
dongmaknae: I agree :/
jongzurrs: joon should watch out anyway, khun could cuss him out in thai x)
dongmaknae: Ahaha yeah, couldn't you?
bucky: Yes, but I'm nice. ;]
OH BB HOW I LOVE YOU AND YOUR NICENESS.
hyunseungbieber has entered.
Ok, what now? What happened to thebiebs?
bucky: Huh? xD
jongzurrs: lol your username
dongmaknae: Hyunseung I like your other user better. T.T
joonibility: WHAT THE FUCK
hyunseungbieber: YUSSSSSS
hyunseungbieber: AND JOON BB STOP USING THE CAPS THAT'S MY THING
hyunseungbieber: JEALOUS
joonibility: why the fuck would i be jealous???
dongmaknae: Ok, what? D:
bucky: I should go. Since... you know. SOME KIND OF 2PM THING OR SOMETHING. =]
bucky has exited.
hyunseungbieber: OF COURSE YOU ARE
hyunseungbieber: YOU'RE MAKING THE BIGGEST DEAL OUT OF EVERYONE DUMBASS
jongzurrs: should...?
dongmaknae: Just avoid it for now.
joonibility: apparently all that sex has made you fucking stupid.
hyunseungbieber: AT LEAST I'VE DONE IT
OH YOU JUST GOT BITCHSLAPPED JOON.
jongzurrs: ... I have to go guys, some more comeback crap I have to do. SEE YOU!~
jongzurrs has exited.
hyunseungbieber: HA
dongmaknae: I don't know why I try anymore.
dongmaknae has exited.
hyunseungbieber: OH DINNER IS READY
joonibility: this isn't over hyunseung. o-o
hyunseungbieber: KEEP THINKING THAT YOU JEALOUS BITCH
hyunseungbieber has exited.
joonibility has exited.
FAIL RIGHT?
LOSING MY TOUCH HERE. I NEED TO GO TO SLEEP MORE OFTEN.
random gif time! V
remember this?
dude, i still have tears in my eyes.
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Dongwoon, Nichkhun, Jonghyun, and Joon.
Summary: Why is everything about Hyunseung?
A note: My first crossover fic... I HOPE IT DIDN'T FAIL.
Should a 14 year old be writing about sex?
If you say no, GTFO.
Ahaha, jk. NOSRSLYGTFOBITCH
Anyway, one of my friends told me to write some serious fics.
I was like WHAAA because I am not serious, thus not serious fanfictions.
But when someone threatens to slap you,
and you know they slap like the miracle of childbirth, YOU OBEY.
So, would anyone like to see a serious fic?
Just hit me up here, I'll dedicate it to you.
BECAUSE YOU SAVED ME FROM POSSIBLE PREGZ AT 14, TYSFM.
i'llbecarryingnichkhun'schild
for the people who don't know and are dumbasses:
Dongwoon- dongmaknae
Nichkhun- bucky (HE'S MINE BITCH)
Jonghyun- jongzurrs (ah, i don't know. this was always my nickname for him.)
Joon- joonibility (like, flexibility, because DAMN THAT BOY IS.)
no time to come up with awesome names.
jongzurrs has entered.
bucky has entered.
dongmaknae has entered.
joonibility has entered.
dongmaknae: So, his behavior isn't me exaggerating right?
jongzurrs: of course not! D:
joonibility: we could all be victims of rape here.
bucky: ...
bucky: Well... Why? =[
joonibility: because hyunseung's a weird ass mofo!
jongzurrs: i must agree with joon, it's getting out of hand.
bucky: Does he act weird like this to others? >.<
dongmaknae: No, just a select few I guess.
joonibility: SICK. ASS. MOFO.
bucky: Joon maybe he's... gay?
Only if these people knew what happened before.
dongmaknae: ... He was. He said that he... stopped?
joonibility: that sounds like fucking bullshit.
jongzurrs: give hyunseung a fair chance. umm... what does he do?
dongmaknae: A lot of things. VERY PERVERTED THINGS, NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT.
bucky: Ew.
joonibility: like what? be specific, so i know to not be alone in a room with him.
dongmaknae: That wouldn't happen, he'd only corner you for sex.
bucky: ... What? DX
jongzurrs: OMFG NASTY
joonibility: damn. that boy has sex issues or something?
bucky: Well, there was that sex god scandal on Tumblr... And Formspring...
True, Nichkhun. Let's pray that he doesn't make a Twitter next.
jongzurrs: oh i heard about that.
jongzurrs: i had to shield some of the questions on formspring from taemin's eyes, too much dirty.
joonibility: man taemin already had lessons from noonas.
jongzurrs: holy shit man i will fucking bitchslap you.
bucky: Now now D:
dongmaknae: TAEMIN IS FINE, GET BACK TO THE FUCKING POINT PLEASE.
joonibility: khun he couldn't have bitchslapped me anyway, i could have stretched somewhere else.
bucky: Right, keep believing that.
jongzurrs: ANYWAY
dongmaknae: Yes, anyway.
thesexgod has entered.
HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK GET THE VAMPIRES!
joonibility: ...
jongzurrs: holy shit.
bucky: ... Hi Hyunseung =]
dongmaknae: Hey.
joonibility: YOU GODDAMN PERVERT
joonibility: WTF
thesexgod: ...
thesexgod: YOU GUYS WERE TALKING ABOUT ME?
jongzurrs: ... yeah. D:
dongmaknae: Hyunseung...
thesexgod has exited.
bucky: What's going on? =[
bucky: I dislike when people are mad at me.
jongzurrs: oh, well apparently joon got hyunseung pissed off so he left?
joonibility: SHUT THE FUCK UP KHUN
bucky: What?
bucky: What the hell did I fucking do?
dongmaknae: Joon calm down o____________o
joonibility: ok, CALM.
joonibility: sorry man, i'm fucking irritated right now.
bucky: Whatever, but that's no excuse to get mad at me.
dongmaknae: I agree :/
jongzurrs: joon should watch out anyway, khun could cuss him out in thai x)
dongmaknae: Ahaha yeah, couldn't you?
bucky: Yes, but I'm nice. ;]
OH BB HOW I LOVE YOU AND YOUR NICENESS.
hyunseungbieber has entered.
Ok, what now? What happened to thebiebs?
bucky: Huh? xD
jongzurrs: lol your username
dongmaknae: Hyunseung I like your other user better. T.T
joonibility: WHAT THE FUCK
hyunseungbieber: YUSSSSSS
hyunseungbieber: AND JOON BB STOP USING THE CAPS THAT'S MY THING
hyunseungbieber: JEALOUS
joonibility: why the fuck would i be jealous???
dongmaknae: Ok, what? D:
bucky: I should go. Since... you know. SOME KIND OF 2PM THING OR SOMETHING. =]
bucky has exited.
hyunseungbieber: OF COURSE YOU ARE
hyunseungbieber: YOU'RE MAKING THE BIGGEST DEAL OUT OF EVERYONE DUMBASS
jongzurrs: should...?
dongmaknae: Just avoid it for now.
joonibility: apparently all that sex has made you fucking stupid.
hyunseungbieber: AT LEAST I'VE DONE IT
OH YOU JUST GOT BITCHSLAPPED JOON.
jongzurrs: ... I have to go guys, some more comeback crap I have to do. SEE YOU!~
jongzurrs has exited.
hyunseungbieber: HA
dongmaknae: I don't know why I try anymore.
dongmaknae has exited.
hyunseungbieber: OH DINNER IS READY
joonibility: this isn't over hyunseung. o-o
hyunseungbieber: KEEP THINKING THAT YOU JEALOUS BITCH
hyunseungbieber has exited.
joonibility has exited.
FAIL RIGHT?
LOSING MY TOUCH HERE. I NEED TO GO TO SLEEP MORE OFTEN.
random gif time! V
remember this?
dude, i still have tears in my eyes.