Calling for Bay Area volunteers!

[khromat]

I am looking for houses to invade and practice my Client Assessment and cooking in strange kitchens.  So.... for the cost of groceries, you can have a CIA-trained chef visit and make you and yours some fabulous food.  I'll take the first 5 people to send me private mail here and schedule Assessment appointments!

(and yes, I'm thinking about selling my services at the next charity auction... in case you miss out on this opportunity.)