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The Katekyou Hitman Reborn! Kink Meme 3!
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The meme is now closed to requests. Please visit Kink Meme Four to post any prompts you think of. This meme is still open for commenting and filling requests.
You can find the list of unfilled prompts from the second kink meme here: Part 1/ Part 2. A list of filled requests from that meme is here if you want ( Read more... )
But he was too lazy to get it himself.
So, like whenever Xanxus wants anything but is too lazy to get it himself, he calls upon his trusty Second-In-Command, because no matter how much the long-haired swordsman bitched and raved, he always gets things done in the end.
That was the only reason why Xanxus keeps him around.
Aside from the convenient sex, that is.
And the only reason Xanxus kept having sex with Squalo was because it was convenient.
That's it.
...He swears to himself.
"Trash."
There was no response, because Xanxus was all alone in his extremely large bedroom, in the extremely large Varia Castle, in the extremely large area of possible movement Squalo might've went to.
This made Xanxus extremely pissed. So he does what he always does when he's pissed. He fires a couple of shots, and blows off the roof of the castle.
Another thing disintegrating part of the castle does is to send the Second-In-Command running his way, no matter what he had been doing previously. It was killing two birds with one stone.
With one gun.
Even if he had two.
Xanxus could hear the telltale stomps Squalo made as he came up the stairs, and the Varia boss knew that had the swordsman wanted to, even Xanxus himself wouldn't have been able to hear him arriving. Sensing him arrive was a very different thing, however, because as far as he knows, Squalo has never made any effort whatsoever in concealing the bloodlust that rolls off him in waves, even when he's doing something as mundane as, say, executing useless Varia mooks. Everywhere he went, Squalo wanted to kill. Just like Xanxus.
Maybe that's another reason he kept the annoying shark around.
...Maybe.
"VOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!! DAMN BOSS, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?!?!"
Because Xanxus didn't keep him around for this, his extra-loud voice (seriously, was he born with an indestructible voice box? That might be something worth testing out in the future...) and his habit of not swearing whenever he could. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with him?
"Fucking trash." See?! "Get me something."
"Voooiiii, why don't you just get it yourself?" Squalo grumbled. "Or send one of the lackies to get it. They're not on our payroll for nothing, y'know!"
Xanxus contemplated between the cup or bottle of wine, then finally decided on a paper weight, because he was still a tad bit thirsty.
"VOOOOOIIIIII!!!!! THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?!?!"
So you could teach an old shark new tricks. Xanxus smirked, and reached for a dusty bookend.
"Go down to the city and buy me something."
"What the fuck did you want?!?!"
That wasn't a no, but it was too late by the time Xanxus realized it. The oddly-shaped steel bookend had already bounced off Squalo's head. The swordsman was kind of red, now, all blood aside, and Xanxus realized that he was fuming.
Oh, this was fun.
Deciding to prolong that moment of satisfaction, Xanxus made a noble sacrifice, and chucked his throne at Squalo.
He sipped at his wine as Squalo struggled out from under the smashed wood.
"Get me a new throne," he ordered, tossing the bottle in the swordsman's direction, forgoing the weak stuff in exchange for... there was the vodka! "And mistletoe."
There was an awkward moment of silence as Squalo caught the wine, deciding it was too expensive to waste on the carpet. Then he realized what his boss had just said, and dropped the bottle anyways.
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So Xanxus amended for that by throwing the goblet in Squalo's general direction too.
I dare you to dodge it. I dare you.
Squalo didn't, and Xanxus took a triumphant swig from the newest Russian import.
"You want mistletoe?!"
Xanxus gets annoyed whenever he has to repeat himself. Squalo knows that. Squalo had to ask anyways, even if he had to pay with a couple of damaged follicles.
He wasn't disappointed when the stapler came flying his way.
"Yes. Mistletoe," Xanxus confirmed. "The biggest... bunch you can find."
"The biggest bunch of mistletoe I could find."
He was supposed to be a shark, not a fucking parrot. Xanxus said as much as soon as he downed the rest of the vodka in the bottle, so it actually just sounded a bit like "Fuckin' go and fuckin' get the fuckin' thing al-fuckin'-ready you fuckin' fuck."
...He really needed to brush up on his vocabulary.
His necessary vocabulary.
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