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The Katekyou Hitman Reborn! Kink Meme 3!
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The meme is now closed to requests. Please visit Kink Meme Four to post any prompts you think of. This meme is still open for commenting and filling requests.
You can find the list of unfilled prompts from the second kink meme here: Part 1/ Part 2. A list of filled requests from that meme is here if you want ( Read more... )
"Kyoya-kuuuuuuun," Ryohei cooed to Hibari. "You PROMISED I could have anything I wanted for christmas. You aren't going to go back on your word, are you?"
He sighed, trying his best to stay calm as he tripped every other step from the six inch high heels he was currently wearing. With one final trip and and another angry glare, he got down on his knees and crawled over to the christmas tree. "... I only agreed so you would leave me alone. I don't DO Christmas. Ever."
"Awww, but baby--
"Call me baby one more time. I dare you," he gritted his teeth.
Ryohei gulped as he headed towards the table where he had left his latest batch of hot chocolate -- a little something his sister had left at home while she was off at Haru's house for a sleepover; leaving him the perfect opportunity to get his Christmas wish. Taking a seat, he grinned casually as he enjoyed Hibari's attempt at covering his ass; the "SEXXXY XXX-MAS ELF" outfit left very little for Ryohei's imagination but he was ok with that. Wasn't Christmas all about the spirit of giving and sharing?
Taking a sip of his drink, he kept his eyes on Hibari. "I love Christmas, don't you?"
"... If this is your sick way of buying me a present, I'm going to kill you." Hibari quickly grabbed the nearest pillow and covered his crotch as he sat down indian style.
"Nooooo. This is MY present. It's something I've always wanted. Come over here. Don't you want some hot cocoa?"
"..."
Ryohei grinned. "Aw. Do you want me to go over there?"
"..." He received another glare from Hibari.
"But this hot cocoa is delicious."
"You're acting like I can walk in these. Fuck you."
"Damn, why are you such in a pissy attitude today?" He stood up and ran to Hibari, hugging him tightly. "Why aren't you even trying to walk in those? Gokudera wears them all the time for Tsuna, and he's pretty manly."
"Are you trying to say real men wear skanky slut outfits for their boyfriends?"
"Um... yeah?"
"So... real men wear high heels?" A tiny smirk quickly flickered across Hibari's frown, but melted just as fast as the marshmallows in the now forgotten hot-cocoa did.
"Yeah!" Ryohei was starting to get a little excited.
"... But aren't you a REAL man?"
"YEAH! TO THE EXTREME."
"... then why am I wearing this outfit and not you?"
Ryohei let Hibari go. He was stunned. WHY DIDN'T HE REALIZE THIS BEFORE?
"Change out of it. I want to try it on." He was extremely excited, and jumped from his spot on the ground.
"... You're even going to try the little hat with the poof ball on top."
"YEAH!"
Hibari almost couldn't hold back his grin. "What about the six inch heels?"
"I'LL WEAR THEM EVEN BETTER THAN THAT OCTOPUS HEAD CAN! MORE EXTREME THAN HIM"
"... what about the red velvet bra lined in fur?"
"DUH!"
Hibari covered his mouth in order to hide the grin. "Even... the red velvet thong?"
".... GIVE ME THEM." The words were barely out of his mouth before Hibari even realized that he had been stripped naked, left alone in the Sasagawa residence living room. He grabbed the nearest Christmas stocking hanging by the chimney and tried the best to cover himself as Ryohei stumbled in to the room.
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He had enough. Hibari could barely keep a straight face. "Oh... Ryohei... you look... manly." He could feel his resolve weakening.
"DAMN RIGHT I LOOK MANLY. KYOKUGEN! MORE MANLY THAN TSUNA, MORE MANLY THA--"
"More manly than Tsuna, that's for sure"
"GOKUDERA! MORE MANLY THAN XANXUS. MORE MANLY THAN THE NINTH!"
That was it, the breaking point. Hibari finally burst into laughter as Ryohei struck one of his infamous poses, fists up in the air as if he was ready to start a boxing tournament. "Kyokya-kun... wha-- what's so funny?"
"No-noth--" he couldn't stop laughing.
Ryohei stood there perplexed. "I don't see how you find this so funny. I just proved that I'm manly. So manly that I..." He stopped mid-sentence. "... I'm wearing a thong."Hibari stopped laughing for a second. "Yes. Yes you are."
Ryohei smile disappeared as soon as the realization dawned upon me. "You... you TRICKED me."
His laughing started to die down. "I would NEVER do such a th--"
"You... you tricked ME. Why... why would you do that?"
Completely forgetting about the fact he was wearing poor Kyoko's stocking, which was now very much "full of cheer", Hibari got up and gave Ryohei a slight hug.
"Let's just say it's what I wanted for Christmas."
"... to trick me?"
He bit his bare shoulder. "Nah, I wanted to laugh at something, that's all." He quickly pecked Ryohei on his lips.
"Well I got what I wanted too." Ryohei hugged him tightly.
"... hmm. Really? What's that?"
"... you naked."
Ryohei felt a punch hit his throat. "Fuck you."
"Really?"
".... No."
Ryohei gave him another kiss. "Oh well, at least I tried. Merry Christmas."
"... You're wearing the thong backwards."
THEN THEY HAD SEX. UNDER MISTLETOE. THE END
/I... I dont even like this pairing. I have no idea what possessed me to write this.
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