Return to M7G-512: A Radio Play in One Act (Stargate Atlantis)
Return to M7G-512
A Radio Play in One Act
Narrator: In search of 'Really Big Ommlettes'--
Rodney (from a distance): ZPMS!
Narrator: --our intrepid adevnturers return to the jungle planet M7G-512...
[Loud growling sounds, radio static and a slight cave-like echo accompany each comment]
Matt: You know, this would make a pretty good movie.
Ant: Wait, what?
Matt: Seriously, I mean we have a dragon--
Stephen: Yangchuanosaurus.
Matt: --a dragon and a maiden in distress--
Stephen: Amy is hardly--
Amy (from a distance): Hey!
Stephen: --in distress.
Ant: Good save.
Matt (louder): --a maiden in potential distress--
Amy: Only if you keep shouting like that.
Matt: I'm not shouting!
Yangchuanosaurus: Grrr!
Matt: Shit.
Amy: A dragon and three farmboys in distress.
Trish: And one cavalry. [Insert appropriate zoom-zoom jumper-saving-the-day noises here] Come on boy, lookit the jumper, good little Yangchu-whatzits.
Stephen: Not to spoil the moment Trish, but since when can you fly jumpers?
John: I'd be the one flying the jumper; she'd be the one leaning out the back dangling half a cow in front of-- whoops, [loud teeth-on-metal noises and enthusiastic muffled cursing from Trish] bad dragon, no eating the cavalry.
Matt: I told you we needed more C4.
Narrator: Imaginary Gate Team Five, brought to you by Joe's Dino Chow: Recommended by four out of five paleozoologists. Now in new five ton bags!
A Radio Play in One Act
Narrator: In search of 'Really Big Ommlettes'--
Rodney (from a distance): ZPMS!
Narrator: --our intrepid adevnturers return to the jungle planet M7G-512...
[Loud growling sounds, radio static and a slight cave-like echo accompany each comment]
Matt: You know, this would make a pretty good movie.
Ant: Wait, what?
Matt: Seriously, I mean we have a dragon--
Stephen: Yangchuanosaurus.
Matt: --a dragon and a maiden in distress--
Stephen: Amy is hardly--
Amy (from a distance): Hey!
Stephen: --in distress.
Ant: Good save.
Matt (louder): --a maiden in potential distress--
Amy: Only if you keep shouting like that.
Matt: I'm not shouting!
Yangchuanosaurus: Grrr!
Matt: Shit.
Amy: A dragon and three farmboys in distress.
Trish: And one cavalry. [Insert appropriate zoom-zoom jumper-saving-the-day noises here] Come on boy, lookit the jumper, good little Yangchu-whatzits.
Stephen: Not to spoil the moment Trish, but since when can you fly jumpers?
John: I'd be the one flying the jumper; she'd be the one leaning out the back dangling half a cow in front of-- whoops, [loud teeth-on-metal noises and enthusiastic muffled cursing from Trish] bad dragon, no eating the cavalry.
Matt: I told you we needed more C4.
Narrator: Imaginary Gate Team Five, brought to you by Joe's Dino Chow: Recommended by four out of five paleozoologists. Now in new five ton bags!