Don’t Touch the Glowing Bits (or: Why Rodney is Not Allowed to Have SuperPowers)
TITLE: Don’t Touch the Glowing Bits (or: Why Rodney is Not Allowed to Have SuperPowers)
FANDOM: Stargate Atlantis
MOOD/RATING: Silly/Humor, PG
CHALLENGE: sga_flashfic Superpowers, but much too silly to be posted there.
SUMMARY: The title says it all...
Rodney blinked groggily and sat up, rubbing his head where it had impacted the floor. He was getting really tired of things randomly blowing up.
"Well that was painful. New rule: no touching anything glowing-" He cut off in mid-rant and shot John a startled look. "Hey, I can hear your thoughts! Unless you really did just say 'Rodney you idiot' out loud, and I don't think you did. That's-"
John raised an eyebrow.
"I am not making this up-" Rodney glared at him, "I didn't just 'guess', I really can-"
John frowned.
"Now that was just rude. I happen to like this shirt-"
The airman's eyes went wide and panicked.
"Wait, what didn't you want me hearing? Ack! Penguins! Stop with the thinking of penguins! I- "You’ve have been stealing my jell-o! I knew it! See, that penguin right there, on the left, with the mussy hair and the flak jacket? He's eating blue jell-o! HA. I told you not to touch my stash I-"
John at least had the decency to look slightly guilty, but only slightly.
"I didn't tell you just so you could steal it! I told you so you wouldn't touch it if you found it. Reverse psychology never works, so why on earth would I-"
"Now hold on, I am too a super genius."
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FANDOM: Stargate Atlantis
MOOD/RATING: Silly/Humor, PG
CHALLENGE: sga_flashfic Superpowers, but much too silly to be posted there.
SUMMARY: The title says it all...
Rodney blinked groggily and sat up, rubbing his head where it had impacted the floor. He was getting really tired of things randomly blowing up.
"Well that was painful. New rule: no touching anything glowing-" He cut off in mid-rant and shot John a startled look. "Hey, I can hear your thoughts! Unless you really did just say 'Rodney you idiot' out loud, and I don't think you did. That's-"
John raised an eyebrow.
"I am not making this up-" Rodney glared at him, "I didn't just 'guess', I really can-"
John frowned.
"Now that was just rude. I happen to like this shirt-"
The airman's eyes went wide and panicked.
"Wait, what didn't you want me hearing? Ack! Penguins! Stop with the thinking of penguins! I- "You’ve have been stealing my jell-o! I knew it! See, that penguin right there, on the left, with the mussy hair and the flak jacket? He's eating blue jell-o! HA. I told you not to touch my stash I-"
John at least had the decency to look slightly guilty, but only slightly.
"I didn't tell you just so you could steal it! I told you so you wouldn't touch it if you found it. Reverse psychology never works, so why on earth would I-"
"Now hold on, I am too a super genius."
(Looking for more fanfic/fantasy/scifi/poetry/etc to read? Then check out The Unforgotten Country! http://www.martha.net/unforgotten)
Technorati tags: writing | fiction | fantasy | science fiction | the unforgotten country