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[Crack - Organization XIII] Thirteen Origins
Title: Thirteen Origins
Link: http://pengiesama.livejournal.com/55740.html
Author: pengiesama
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Crack, light slash.
Brief summary: The completely and utterly factual account of how Organization XIII got members VII-XIII.
Featured characters and/or pairing(s): Organization XIII, extremely light Axel/Roxas and Demyx/Xigbar.
Reason(s) for the recommendation: It's hard to keep a balance between the funny and the absurd in crackfic, which is why I'm always happy when I find one done well. I re-read this every so often and it never fails to make me smile. This fic also hits my fatal weakness for Xigbar-snark, so!
Excerpt(s) of interest:
Lexaeus sniffed dismissively. "He clearly said 'Isis,' Xigbar. Perhaps he was originally named after the Egyptian goddess of--"
"'Saiaiiaiiaiaiiaia'?" asked Xigbar. He'd floated over to where the new Nobody hung, and was poking him experimentally with his boot. "'Aiaissssssiisai'? Help me out here, kid."
"'Saix' will do," Xemnas declared. He pulled the new recruit forward and lifted his chin. "...one with the powers of the moon--la puissance de la lune--a wildly alternating force of nature. A berserker. A changeling. Xigbar, stop poking him."
Link: http://pengiesama.livejournal.com/55740.html
Author: pengiesama
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Crack, light slash.
Brief summary: The completely and utterly factual account of how Organization XIII got members VII-XIII.
Featured characters and/or pairing(s): Organization XIII, extremely light Axel/Roxas and Demyx/Xigbar.
Reason(s) for the recommendation: It's hard to keep a balance between the funny and the absurd in crackfic, which is why I'm always happy when I find one done well. I re-read this every so often and it never fails to make me smile. This fic also hits my fatal weakness for Xigbar-snark, so!
Excerpt(s) of interest:
Lexaeus sniffed dismissively. "He clearly said 'Isis,' Xigbar. Perhaps he was originally named after the Egyptian goddess of--"
"'Saiaiiaiiaiaiiaia'?" asked Xigbar. He'd floated over to where the new Nobody hung, and was poking him experimentally with his boot. "'Aiaissssssiisai'? Help me out here, kid."
"'Saix' will do," Xemnas declared. He pulled the new recruit forward and lifted his chin. "...one with the powers of the moon--la puissance de la lune--a wildly alternating force of nature. A berserker. A changeling. Xigbar, stop poking him."