wild and crazy kids
sooo... last night was so fricken ridiculous its hard to really grasp the insanity of it through words, but i will do my best. lori and i met up w/ some ppl @ third base last night and here are some highlights:
-a very stout bald man kept telling us how beautiful we were and before he left made us kiss him on the cheek--THEN he stood for about 5 min w/ his ass sticking out in our general direction and was like 'i'm leaving you with a lil something to think about later ::wink WINK::' ewww
-i found out this kid i went to hs w/ that ppl used to always dare to eat/drink things such as 30 half and half packages and TIDE is going to medical school in the fall. a lesson can be learned by all here: just bc someone's a doctor, doesnt make them smart. they could have drank TIDE at some point in their life, just like the rest of em.
-lori's bf jeremy kept talking about his 'rainbow thongs' which disturbed me a LOT... until i realized he was talking about the flip flops he was wearing, hahahaha
-stein was bartending and someone ordered lori one shot and he turned it into EIGHT and made me take two
-nick kept buying shots of jack and making stein convince me to take them by saying 'if you dont take that damn shot i will lose all respect for you... which isnt a whole lot in the first place, but hell its SOMETHIN'
-this other kid i graduated w/ who i hardly ever talked to by the end of high school was practically begging me to hook up w/ him.. it was almost scary
-a select few of us were there til 4am and pretty much had free range at the bar, going in the back and just grabbing drinks like it was no thang
-a very homely, strange man came trapesing (sp?) through the door at like 130 and just from the horrifying sight of him i KNEW he would end up talking to me by the end of the night bc once again, it was one of those things that would only happen to me. sure enough, later on he tried to get me to smoke weed w/ him in his car in the parking lot, asked me what a guy had to do to get laid around here, proceeded to ask me to draw him a map to the 'easy ladies', asked for directions to the diamond (the sketchiest bar in lockport of ALL TIME), was convinced my name was tiffany and i was 26, told me he made a nickname up for me which was 'gweneviere' and when no one else was around it was really 'gweneviere the beautiful', told everyone i was his girlfriend, let this kid ryan make him take the biggest shot of tequila i have ever seen, let ryan pour straight captain into his mouth from the bottle, and then when he got wayyyy tooo scary we locked him out so he would leave
and yeah, that pretty much sums it up.
-a very stout bald man kept telling us how beautiful we were and before he left made us kiss him on the cheek--THEN he stood for about 5 min w/ his ass sticking out in our general direction and was like 'i'm leaving you with a lil something to think about later ::wink WINK::' ewww
-i found out this kid i went to hs w/ that ppl used to always dare to eat/drink things such as 30 half and half packages and TIDE is going to medical school in the fall. a lesson can be learned by all here: just bc someone's a doctor, doesnt make them smart. they could have drank TIDE at some point in their life, just like the rest of em.
-lori's bf jeremy kept talking about his 'rainbow thongs' which disturbed me a LOT... until i realized he was talking about the flip flops he was wearing, hahahaha
-stein was bartending and someone ordered lori one shot and he turned it into EIGHT and made me take two
-nick kept buying shots of jack and making stein convince me to take them by saying 'if you dont take that damn shot i will lose all respect for you... which isnt a whole lot in the first place, but hell its SOMETHIN'
-this other kid i graduated w/ who i hardly ever talked to by the end of high school was practically begging me to hook up w/ him.. it was almost scary
-a select few of us were there til 4am and pretty much had free range at the bar, going in the back and just grabbing drinks like it was no thang
-a very homely, strange man came trapesing (sp?) through the door at like 130 and just from the horrifying sight of him i KNEW he would end up talking to me by the end of the night bc once again, it was one of those things that would only happen to me. sure enough, later on he tried to get me to smoke weed w/ him in his car in the parking lot, asked me what a guy had to do to get laid around here, proceeded to ask me to draw him a map to the 'easy ladies', asked for directions to the diamond (the sketchiest bar in lockport of ALL TIME), was convinced my name was tiffany and i was 26, told me he made a nickname up for me which was 'gweneviere' and when no one else was around it was really 'gweneviere the beautiful', told everyone i was his girlfriend, let this kid ryan make him take the biggest shot of tequila i have ever seen, let ryan pour straight captain into his mouth from the bottle, and then when he got wayyyy tooo scary we locked him out so he would leave
and yeah, that pretty much sums it up.