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i havent updated all my funny stuff in a while, but i was just IMed a couple things i wanted to share:
o23AmericanEagle: id rather you wet my bed then let someone else send me messages through your screen name
ummmmmm.... W T F.
also:
A Poem For Girls:
I shave my legs, I sit down to pee, I can justify any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon, I can get a massage without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas, Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.
My beauty is a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long. Atleast I can admit to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles, at any cost. I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost.
I never forget an important date. You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair, don't get jock itch. And just cause I'm assertive, don't call me a bitch.
Don't say to your friends, oh yeah I can get her. In your dreams dear, I can do better. Flowers are okay, but jewelery is best. Look at ME, idiot, not at my chest.
I don't have a problem expressing my feelings, I know when you are lying, you stare at the ceiling.
Don't call me a GIRL, a BABE, or a CHICK. I am a LADY....Don't you get it? You dick.
**im prob like the last person to have seen this, but whatev. i thought it was funny. :)
ohh, and sidenote:
Mercarios: you know it
...was randomly sent to me and nothing else. not really sure what thats all about. haha.
o23AmericanEagle: id rather you wet my bed then let someone else send me messages through your screen name
ummmmmm.... W T F.
also:
A Poem For Girls:
I shave my legs, I sit down to pee, I can justify any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon, I can get a massage without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas, Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.
My beauty is a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long. Atleast I can admit to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles, at any cost. I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost.
I never forget an important date. You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair, don't get jock itch. And just cause I'm assertive, don't call me a bitch.
Don't say to your friends, oh yeah I can get her. In your dreams dear, I can do better. Flowers are okay, but jewelery is best. Look at ME, idiot, not at my chest.
I don't have a problem expressing my feelings, I know when you are lying, you stare at the ceiling.
Don't call me a GIRL, a BABE, or a CHICK. I am a LADY....Don't you get it? You dick.
**im prob like the last person to have seen this, but whatev. i thought it was funny. :)
ohh, and sidenote:
Mercarios: you know it
...was randomly sent to me and nothing else. not really sure what thats all about. haha.