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Pirates! And not the sexy, Johnny Depp kind, the truly scary kind. Though you never hear about them in Hawaii, or anyway, I don't,
I love how the phones come so heavily into play in this series. Am I right in thinking that this show is one of the only ones that showcases the viability of cell phones as actual legitimate forensic/detective tools? I don't watch any CSI type shows except Bones, and that's not used in Bones. Anyway, I'm sure that kid's cellphone will be Crucial Evidence at some point, and I for one love the incorporation of cell phones and their many uses on this show.
OMG. So this conversation happened before the show.
The telephone rings. "Hello?"
"Get over here."
"What? I'm sorry, that sounded like an order. What did i tell you about asking nicely, Steven."
"Danny! Come over!"
"Why? What's so vitally important that I have to drop what I'm doing to get over.. where, exactly, you didn't actually say that part."
"My house! I got Dad's car working and I'm about to take it out for a test drive."
"And you need me because...."
"Just get over here Danny, come on, I want oyu to share in the awesomeness."
"Of your Dad's piece of shit hunk of metal?"
"Yes, Danny, just... are you coming or not?"
"Okay, but you're buying me lunch."
"Fine. Hurry up."
And then it dies nine miles out, going up hill. BWA HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHAAAA. Danny. Bitching. Haa haaaaa. I feel a little bad about how mean Danny is about Steve's Dad's car though, his dad is dead dude and the car obviously means something to Steve, cut him a little slack Danny. does anyone know if this car of Steve's is the same kind of car that they drove on the Orignal show? I'm kind of assuming it is.
Seems like they should have done the breifing before getting on the boat so poor Steve didn't have to scream himself hoarse to be heard over the wind. I wonder if, in real life, anyone giggled of flubbed their lines so that Alex had to keep screaming over and over. OMG bloopers... I WANT BLOOPERS FOR THIS SHOW NOW!
Okay so what, Steve has an I <3 Guns app? LOL.
"And unlike having lunch with you, they don't care how the check is split they just want their money." LMFAO. So Steve is cheap and meticulous about who pays what? Or is DAnny just saying "since YOU always forget your damn WALLET, HUH?"
"And where is that, Krypton? Because where I come from that's called a workers comp settlement." Oh, Danny, the backaches that you get from your sexcapades with Steve can't come out of your worker's comp, I hate to tell ya.
"Did he just say he was in a training bra?" LOLLLL. See, we say bra down here too, in the same way they do, but it's an urban thing, it's "bruh", not a Hawaiian easy-breezy "brah". LOL. God that made me laugh.
Pirate Zombie. LOL.
Okay Danny, so Steve makes you push his hunk of junk up a hill, and yet you STILL let him drive YOUR car. Noooo, you're not in love.
Danny covered his eye when he said pirate. HA. And then the dude called him sunshine, and Steve GRINNED. That was cutes and hilarious and oh, the shit's about to hit. LOL. Steve's the more rational huh? LMFAO. Steve is so going to kung fu your door open, bitch. "I'll be back." HEY, Danny spoke in a different language, was that Spanish?
Ha, Steve walks around with grenades. LMFAO. "COME ON! YOU NEED HELP! I'LL PAY FOR IT!"
Poor kids, forced to have a hot sweaty orgy with men with AK47's standing by. Sorry, I know it's horrible and wrong and really does happen to a certain extent and not funny at all, but.... I just find myself 100% unable to take this show seriously. It's just fun for me, so.... orgy!
"Oh, so you pirates have a piratey code of silence or something?" Heee. This show exists for Scott Caan to be witty and funny and gorgeous, that is all.
RAY WISE! I LOVE RAY WISE! Clearly he's at the top of what's wrong here, because he's a big enough name to not be some nameless father of one of the kids. Or, what's going to go wrong.
side note: this criminal minds show with forest whitaker looks good, if for no other reason that forest whitaker is in it.
KONO'S ELEVATOR BADASSERY WAS BADASS!!! And Chin has some Very Attractive Hips. I love how proud pappa Chin is about her badassery.
Damn dude that's a reallyu nice phone to use and chunk. Why not one of those crappy $20 ones?
Okay, so now we know what Ray Wise did. I expected it to be more than that, but oh well.
So the dude in the mask is Nick Lechay right? Because duh i should have realized that. Nickie-twat is too big of a name to come in to hug his girlfriend for two seconds. (sorry if you're a fan, I think he's a twat)
Danny's totally looking at Steve like "I'm sorry they got their kids back butyou didnt get your Dad back." Or. "My sexy man got their kids back to them, mmmm, I want to molest him now." Not really sure which.
Previews for next week:
spoiler space if you dont want to know (and also beware that comments may contain said spoiler as well so treat with caution)
EEEEEEEE DANE COOK! THAT DANE COOK IS A SILLY BITCH. "Who is the greatest uncle in the whole wide world!" Who spoils Gracie! YAYYYY.
I love how the phones come so heavily into play in this series. Am I right in thinking that this show is one of the only ones that showcases the viability of cell phones as actual legitimate forensic/detective tools? I don't watch any CSI type shows except Bones, and that's not used in Bones. Anyway, I'm sure that kid's cellphone will be Crucial Evidence at some point, and I for one love the incorporation of cell phones and their many uses on this show.
OMG. So this conversation happened before the show.
The telephone rings. "Hello?"
"Get over here."
"What? I'm sorry, that sounded like an order. What did i tell you about asking nicely, Steven."
"Danny! Come over!"
"Why? What's so vitally important that I have to drop what I'm doing to get over.. where, exactly, you didn't actually say that part."
"My house! I got Dad's car working and I'm about to take it out for a test drive."
"And you need me because...."
"Just get over here Danny, come on, I want oyu to share in the awesomeness."
"Of your Dad's piece of shit hunk of metal?"
"Yes, Danny, just... are you coming or not?"
"Okay, but you're buying me lunch."
"Fine. Hurry up."
And then it dies nine miles out, going up hill. BWA HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHAAAA. Danny. Bitching. Haa haaaaa. I feel a little bad about how mean Danny is about Steve's Dad's car though, his dad is dead dude and the car obviously means something to Steve, cut him a little slack Danny. does anyone know if this car of Steve's is the same kind of car that they drove on the Orignal show? I'm kind of assuming it is.
Seems like they should have done the breifing before getting on the boat so poor Steve didn't have to scream himself hoarse to be heard over the wind. I wonder if, in real life, anyone giggled of flubbed their lines so that Alex had to keep screaming over and over. OMG bloopers... I WANT BLOOPERS FOR THIS SHOW NOW!
Okay so what, Steve has an I <3 Guns app? LOL.
"And unlike having lunch with you, they don't care how the check is split they just want their money." LMFAO. So Steve is cheap and meticulous about who pays what? Or is DAnny just saying "since YOU always forget your damn WALLET, HUH?"
"And where is that, Krypton? Because where I come from that's called a workers comp settlement." Oh, Danny, the backaches that you get from your sexcapades with Steve can't come out of your worker's comp, I hate to tell ya.
"Did he just say he was in a training bra?" LOLLLL. See, we say bra down here too, in the same way they do, but it's an urban thing, it's "bruh", not a Hawaiian easy-breezy "brah". LOL. God that made me laugh.
Pirate Zombie. LOL.
Okay Danny, so Steve makes you push his hunk of junk up a hill, and yet you STILL let him drive YOUR car. Noooo, you're not in love.
Danny covered his eye when he said pirate. HA. And then the dude called him sunshine, and Steve GRINNED. That was cutes and hilarious and oh, the shit's about to hit. LOL. Steve's the more rational huh? LMFAO. Steve is so going to kung fu your door open, bitch. "I'll be back." HEY, Danny spoke in a different language, was that Spanish?
Ha, Steve walks around with grenades. LMFAO. "COME ON! YOU NEED HELP! I'LL PAY FOR IT!"
Poor kids, forced to have a hot sweaty orgy with men with AK47's standing by. Sorry, I know it's horrible and wrong and really does happen to a certain extent and not funny at all, but.... I just find myself 100% unable to take this show seriously. It's just fun for me, so.... orgy!
"Oh, so you pirates have a piratey code of silence or something?" Heee. This show exists for Scott Caan to be witty and funny and gorgeous, that is all.
RAY WISE! I LOVE RAY WISE! Clearly he's at the top of what's wrong here, because he's a big enough name to not be some nameless father of one of the kids. Or, what's going to go wrong.
side note: this criminal minds show with forest whitaker looks good, if for no other reason that forest whitaker is in it.
KONO'S ELEVATOR BADASSERY WAS BADASS!!! And Chin has some Very Attractive Hips. I love how proud pappa Chin is about her badassery.
Damn dude that's a reallyu nice phone to use and chunk. Why not one of those crappy $20 ones?
Okay, so now we know what Ray Wise did. I expected it to be more than that, but oh well.
So the dude in the mask is Nick Lechay right? Because duh i should have realized that. Nickie-twat is too big of a name to come in to hug his girlfriend for two seconds. (sorry if you're a fan, I think he's a twat)
Danny's totally looking at Steve like "I'm sorry they got their kids back butyou didnt get your Dad back." Or. "My sexy man got their kids back to them, mmmm, I want to molest him now." Not really sure which.
Previews for next week:
spoiler space if you dont want to know (and also beware that comments may contain said spoiler as well so treat with caution)
EEEEEEEE DANE COOK! THAT DANE COOK IS A SILLY BITCH. "Who is the greatest uncle in the whole wide world!" Who spoils Gracie! YAYYYY.