american idol
What is the etiquette for the audition phase? I know during the show run you should cut, but should I be cutting for the auditions too?
That apology about Steven Tyler's outrageous behavior was facetious right? LOL. Because I may not watch anymore if they don't let him be him. I'm 90% sure it was.
John Wayne, when Ryan said "it woulda really sucked to have me for a son" and I thought the Dad was gonna say "no, boy you're fine the way you are" but no. Nope. No, he said "you wouldn't be the way you are now, son." LMFAO. I thought he was gonna be sweet and instead he was just "well if you were my son you wouldn't be the poof you are!" LMFAO. That was hysterical. I was glad he could sing, considering that his Momma was crying just TALKING about his singing.
Some hilariousness brought to you via twitter: @MeLaMachinko: Every time J Lo tells someone their voice isn't strong enough, someone is crushed to death by the weight of the irony.
LMFAO. She's fine for the songs she sings, but she wouldn't have made the AI cut I don't think. Certainly not for Simon.
The crazy, creepy Seacrest lover had to be put on right? Because if not she neds medication. And no, I don't mean because she wants Seacrest, he's not for me he's too metro for me, but he's quite handsome and sexy in his own little not-my-taste way. I'm talking about the Crazy Eyes, dude. Ew. *shivers* That "if I can't have you NO ONE CAN!" kind of crazy.
(oooh, the dude singing Audioslave, YES. singing wise. he hit that high note and I went YES HOLLYWOOD)
Oh wow, the duet couple is very very good, but are they for real? I mean, my god, they both smiled way way way too much, and they looked like they were going to fuck on the stage. They were like, high on each other or something. That doe eyed, golly gee willikers, we are just so gosh darn in love with each other PUPPY love which made me instantly dislike them until I saw they were both so talented and THEN I saw her making the "I am going to fuck the shit out of you right now" eyes in the background when he was singing. Seriously, are they their own cult?
I wish they'd sung together, but I wonder a little if they had if it would have been interrupted by impromptu X-Ratedness.
HOLY SHIT THAT SETH ROGAN LOOK-A-LIKE DUDE WAS AMAZING, I WAS NOT EXPECTING HIM TO BELT THAT SHIT OUT QUITE LIKE THAT.
Dude started scattin' and I said WH WH WHAT?!?!!!
Now I just want to know one thing.... does he have Seth's giggle? Because j'adore Seth's giggle.
One more comment: When did Steven Tyler turn into Little Richard with his random "WOOOOOOO!" LOL.
That apology about Steven Tyler's outrageous behavior was facetious right? LOL. Because I may not watch anymore if they don't let him be him. I'm 90% sure it was.
John Wayne, when Ryan said "it woulda really sucked to have me for a son" and I thought the Dad was gonna say "no, boy you're fine the way you are" but no. Nope. No, he said "you wouldn't be the way you are now, son." LMFAO. I thought he was gonna be sweet and instead he was just "well if you were my son you wouldn't be the poof you are!" LMFAO. That was hysterical. I was glad he could sing, considering that his Momma was crying just TALKING about his singing.
Some hilariousness brought to you via twitter: @MeLaMachinko: Every time J Lo tells someone their voice isn't strong enough, someone is crushed to death by the weight of the irony.
LMFAO. She's fine for the songs she sings, but she wouldn't have made the AI cut I don't think. Certainly not for Simon.
The crazy, creepy Seacrest lover had to be put on right? Because if not she neds medication. And no, I don't mean because she wants Seacrest, he's not for me he's too metro for me, but he's quite handsome and sexy in his own little not-my-taste way. I'm talking about the Crazy Eyes, dude. Ew. *shivers* That "if I can't have you NO ONE CAN!" kind of crazy.
(oooh, the dude singing Audioslave, YES. singing wise. he hit that high note and I went YES HOLLYWOOD)
Oh wow, the duet couple is very very good, but are they for real? I mean, my god, they both smiled way way way too much, and they looked like they were going to fuck on the stage. They were like, high on each other or something. That doe eyed, golly gee willikers, we are just so gosh darn in love with each other PUPPY love which made me instantly dislike them until I saw they were both so talented and THEN I saw her making the "I am going to fuck the shit out of you right now" eyes in the background when he was singing. Seriously, are they their own cult?
I wish they'd sung together, but I wonder a little if they had if it would have been interrupted by impromptu X-Ratedness.
HOLY SHIT THAT SETH ROGAN LOOK-A-LIKE DUDE WAS AMAZING, I WAS NOT EXPECTING HIM TO BELT THAT SHIT OUT QUITE LIKE THAT.
Dude started scattin' and I said WH WH WHAT?!?!!!
Now I just want to know one thing.... does he have Seth's giggle? Because j'adore Seth's giggle.
One more comment: When did Steven Tyler turn into Little Richard with his random "WOOOOOOO!" LOL.