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Title: Simple Math
Author: khkid
Length: IDK, you decide.
Genre: Crack!romance
Rating: PG-PG 13 at the end due to some...hinting! ;O
Pairing(s): HanChul in the way you can notice it
Warning: Oh HeeNim XD BTW, I got this in math class. My math class sucks. :]
Summary: HeeChul can't do simple math
Disclaimer: I wish XD
"Hannie! What's 2+2?" asked HeeChul. HanKyung turned around and begin to laugh. "HYUNG. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT 2+2 IS?" he asked. "Uhm...I kinda forgot how to do math," said HeeChul quietly. HanKyung burst out with more laughter. "Hey! It's not funny! Teach me math again." growled HeeChul. "Okay, okay," said HanKyung.
They sat down, and HanKyung took out a piece of paper. "Okay, what's 0+0?" asked HanKyung slowly. "It's...! Something..." said HeeChul slowly. "You really have forgotten all of your math skills." said HanKyung as his eyebrow rose. "Hmph! Just teach me," the princess said. "Okay, I'll teach you an easier way. Give me 1 won." said HanKyung. "No! I don't trust you with my money!" growled HeeChul angrily. "Ugh, just give it to me," said HanKyung. "NEVER!" screamed HeeNim as he ran away. HanKyung found him hidden in his room like usual, playing on the computer. "No wonder you don't know math, you're always updating your minihompy or playing computer games," said HanKyung disapprovingly, like when EeTeuk umma finds a mess in ShinDong's room and he tells ShinDong to clean it up, but ShinDong doesn't, and EeTeuk scolds him. "Whatever," grumbled HeeChul.
"Hannie?" "Yes?" "Why is math so hard?" "....." "Hannie?" "....I can't answer that question!" "WHY NOT?!" "BECAUSE YOU'RE A RETARD!" screamed HanKyung at the top of his lungs. HeeChul looked really hurt. "I'm...sorry..." he said sadly. HanKyung's eyes immeadiately softened, and he hugged the princess saying, "I'm sorry for calling you stupid," he said. "I was just....really shocked you couldn't do simple math." "I kinda blanked out for a moment," said HeeChul slowly. "Do you really know what 2+2 is?" asked HanKyung. "What's 1+1?" asked HeeChul. "Umm, 2?" asked HanKyung. "No. It's us 2 together," said HeeChul as he kissed HanKyung on the lips. "You're right," said HanKyung. "Now....what's 2+1?" winked HeeChul as he dragged HanKyung to his room. A lot of....sounds...disturbing sounds came out of HeeChul's room that night.
The End!
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Author: khkid
Length: IDK, you decide.
Genre: Crack!romance
Rating: PG-PG 13 at the end due to some...hinting! ;O
Pairing(s): HanChul in the way you can notice it
Warning: Oh HeeNim XD BTW, I got this in math class. My math class sucks. :]
Summary: HeeChul can't do simple math
Disclaimer: I wish XD
"Hannie! What's 2+2?" asked HeeChul. HanKyung turned around and begin to laugh. "HYUNG. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT 2+2 IS?" he asked. "Uhm...I kinda forgot how to do math," said HeeChul quietly. HanKyung burst out with more laughter. "Hey! It's not funny! Teach me math again." growled HeeChul. "Okay, okay," said HanKyung.
They sat down, and HanKyung took out a piece of paper. "Okay, what's 0+0?" asked HanKyung slowly. "It's...! Something..." said HeeChul slowly. "You really have forgotten all of your math skills." said HanKyung as his eyebrow rose. "Hmph! Just teach me," the princess said. "Okay, I'll teach you an easier way. Give me 1 won." said HanKyung. "No! I don't trust you with my money!" growled HeeChul angrily. "Ugh, just give it to me," said HanKyung. "NEVER!" screamed HeeNim as he ran away. HanKyung found him hidden in his room like usual, playing on the computer. "No wonder you don't know math, you're always updating your minihompy or playing computer games," said HanKyung disapprovingly, like when EeTeuk umma finds a mess in ShinDong's room and he tells ShinDong to clean it up, but ShinDong doesn't, and EeTeuk scolds him. "Whatever," grumbled HeeChul.
"Hannie?" "Yes?" "Why is math so hard?" "....." "Hannie?" "....I can't answer that question!" "WHY NOT?!" "BECAUSE YOU'RE A RETARD!" screamed HanKyung at the top of his lungs. HeeChul looked really hurt. "I'm...sorry..." he said sadly. HanKyung's eyes immeadiately softened, and he hugged the princess saying, "I'm sorry for calling you stupid," he said. "I was just....really shocked you couldn't do simple math." "I kinda blanked out for a moment," said HeeChul slowly. "Do you really know what 2+2 is?" asked HanKyung. "What's 1+1?" asked HeeChul. "Umm, 2?" asked HanKyung. "No. It's us 2 together," said HeeChul as he kissed HanKyung on the lips. "You're right," said HanKyung. "Now....what's 2+1?" winked HeeChul as he dragged HanKyung to his room. A lot of....sounds...disturbing sounds came out of HeeChul's room that night.
The End!
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