Several months ago, I used to post lists of plotbunnies on here, because even though I had a ton of ideas for fics, I had no talent. Lately, i've been getting into KH again. Since I still don't think I can write well, I wrote some plotbunnies down in the hopes that someone will give one a home. They're mostly intended to be short crack/humor fics.
1. A Creeper wakes up in Twilight Town and accidentally gets itself into a Struggle tournament.
2. A fangirl's attempt to marry Riku in the astral plane goes horribly wrong when she ends up in Fandom Hell.
3. Confused by whether Nobodies lack a physical heart, a metaphorical heart or both, Vexen takes matters into his own hands by attempting to dissect Axel.
4. Axel, Sirius Black, Dumbledore and FF7!Aerith come back to life as brain-eating zombies fueled by the power of greiving fans.
5. Larxene spent her entire short life surrounded by heartless assholes. Then she met Goofy.
6. Mortimer seizes control of Disney Castle, disguises himself as Mickey. and manipulates Sora, Donald and Goofy into the hands of Malificent.
7. Sora, while walking through the more seedy parts of The World That Never Was, discovers a Keychain called the Dong of Destiny.
8. That zipper on Donald's hat? It's really a portal. A portal that leads to the lair of...JEFFIROTH.
9. Kairi is sent a cursed book. The book tells the story of Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, a beautiful goff who entrances everyone around her until they are goffik too. Soon, Sora, Riku and Kairi are wearing all black and slitting their wrists while listening to My chemical Romance. Can they find out who sent the curse and break it before it´s too late? (KH/My Immortal crossover)
10. A health-conscious Large Body succeeds at losing 300 pounds. However, he is now so skinny that he can't fight, and Malificent kicks him out of her army. He wanders the KH world, looking for acceptance among the ultra-skinny humans.
11. When DiZ tells Riku to sleep, he says "Okay." and falls asleep. DiZ, who expected Riku to refuse, tries desperately to wake him up.
12. Nought, the librarian Dusk of TWTNW, goes up to the library one day and realizes that all the books have been replaced with smutty yaoi. He tries to find out who replaced the books and why.
13. Namine screws up while restoring Sora's memories. The result is that when Sora, Donald and Goofy wake up, all they can remember is the lyrics to the song "Livin' In The Sunlight, Lovin' In The Moonlight" by Tiny Tim. They venture out into Twilight Town, looking for someone who knows what happened to them, but unable to speak anything but the lyrics to that song.
14. Luxord is accidently mistaken for James Bond by MI6, and is sent on a mission to destroy SPECTRE.
15. Peter Pan is chased out of Neverland after coming out of the closet to Wendy. Searching for acceptance, he heads for the cesspool of gay that is TWTNW.
It's not homophobic because i'm gay too! 16. Chernabog comes back from the dead to give Xemnas a spanking.
17. Axel decides that the best birthday present he could give Roxas is his dick in a box. Roxas is not amused.
18. Daisy searches for her boyfriend while kicking Heartless ass.
19. Vexen overdoes the coffee one night and has strange hallucinations where Marluxia impregnates him.
20. Sora, Roxas, Ven, Xion, Namine, Kairi, Past!Pete, Present!Pete, Riku, Repliku, Demyx, his waterclones, Vexen, Vexen Replica, the real and virtual Hayners, Pences, Seifers, Setzers and Olettes, Xemnas, Xehanort's Heartless, Xehanort himself, Twilight Thorn, Darkside, the past and present Mickeys and The Ninth and Tenth Doctors (they're the only ones who can make this happen) come together in a selfcest orgy.