Apprenticenort is...
This is Xehanort. He is an Apprentice under Ansem the Wise.
He is not a high school student.
Xeha: ...How are these clothes even practical for experiments?
He is not a restaurant worker.
Xeha: ...-Throws apron over shoulder-
And he is definitely not a male stripper.
Xeha: ...This is rather indecent. = =
He is a cold, calculating scientist.
He is not a prankster.
Xeha: ...I don't have time for this.
He is not a babysitter.
Xeha: Come here, I just wanted to show you what this machine does when hooked up to it.
Ienzo & Kairi: ;~; -Huddled in corner together-
And he is not a shojo manga star.
Xeha: This is simply ridiculous. -Batting away the sparkles.-
Xehanort loves science.
Not Isa.
Xeha: Never crossed my mind, honest.
Isa: -.-;
Not Ienzo.
Ienzo: ...You don't like me?
Xeha: N-Not like that! -DISTURBED-
And definitely not--
Braig: There's my favorite perso--
Xeha: Go. Away.
Now that this part is over, the real reason I'm ranting. I like to look at fanart. Now, recently, I've been on a Xehanort and Isa kick. Now, I think you know where this is going. The problem with looking for either of them is that, eventually, you'll run into a certain trend that's existed since the first KH game: Fluffynort.
That is, a kind, generous Apprenticenort who is likely to open up an orphanage for kittens if given the chance.
He is usually paired with Isa in a rather fluffy relationship. Lots of ice cream, smiles, and all around fluff. Now, this wouldn't be a problem. Hey, I'll ship XehaIsa, too! ...But why is it all fluffy as hell?
Where's the cold, calculating scientist? I mean, sure, he's part-Terra, but I don't think that'll override the guy who took over and destroyed a world after performing inhumane experiments on other humans.
If he has any relationship with Isa, it should be one based around manipulation and plans to experiment on the poor kid. Not... "Oh, hey, here's some ice cream, let's date!"
On that note, where are all the damn Scientist!Xehanort images? I want my cold, immoral scientist!
Icons credited to:
1. brishena @ othercest
2. fade @ luminaryicons
3. brishena @ othercest