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So let me get this straight,
You, fanauthor, claim Luxord is too homosexualgay to be sexy while writing him as one of two-three four point five men actually interested in women in a everyone is gay world.
Xigbar is excessively sexy and Vexen is too old to be attractive in any sense ever. this one is common enough I have trouble getting to worked up over it, BUT THEN...
You remember Lexaeus exists?! holy shit!
...Only for him to be addressed by ever cast member as 'who are you again?' then called ugly or ignored, then called ugly.
BUT WAIT! Finally, a scene where he isn't called ugly... except Lexaeus has a bitch fight with Zexion. Who doesn't hang with Teh Uglies™.
Axel is incapable of masturbation because the friction along with his elemental affinity induces genital combustion... and this aparently hurts Axel for some reason...
So he needs to have regular blow jobs from Marluxia. Because Demyx might catch fire.
GOOD GOD, WHAT THE FUCK FAN AUTHOR!
p.s: Marluxia is aparently flamming and remains seated in Teh Sexiest Thing Ever™ listing.
p.ps: water baby and moon child are 'good' epithets?! I hope this is a parody.
Edited to correct minor details.
You, fanauthor, claim Luxord is too homosexualgay to be sexy while writing him as one of two-three four point five men actually interested in women in a everyone is gay world.
Xigbar is excessively sexy and Vexen is too old to be attractive in any sense ever. this one is common enough I have trouble getting to worked up over it, BUT THEN...
You remember Lexaeus exists?! holy shit!
...Only for him to be addressed by ever cast member as 'who are you again?' then called ugly or ignored, then called ugly.
BUT WAIT! Finally, a scene where he isn't called ugly... except Lexaeus has a bitch fight with Zexion. Who doesn't hang with Teh Uglies™.
Axel is incapable of masturbation because the friction along with his elemental affinity induces genital combustion... and this aparently hurts Axel for some reason...
So he needs to have regular blow jobs from Marluxia. Because Demyx might catch fire.
GOOD GOD, WHAT THE FUCK FAN AUTHOR!
p.s: Marluxia is aparently flamming and remains seated in Teh Sexiest Thing Ever™ listing.
p.ps: water baby and moon child are 'good' epithets?! I hope this is a parody.
Edited to correct minor details.