AHGHT
A couple of rantlets for you. They're tiny and cute and pointy. Like Shadows! OMGSHOKYOOT oh god it's got my eye help me jesus
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Dear Mary Sue Thing:
KH1 Ansem never had a daughter.
He certainly never had a goody-two-shoes loli-goth-dressin' hooker-boot-wearin' Caucasian daughter who immediately pairs off with Riku. And who gets molested and kidnapped and generally picked on a lot by Maleficent and Ursula and Snow White's Wicked Queen and etc. And is the eighth Princess of Heart, whom all the other Princesses are jealous of but can't help adoring. And who is somehow the strongestmage anywhere ev0r omgzzzz but manages to get molested by Gaston and almost nonconned by Xaldin. And who holds within her a GREAT P0W4R whichshe can never uselest she turn evil and start fucking shit up.
And, of course, only Riku's sweet sweet lovin' can heal her b0rk3n h4rt.
You ASKED me to show nomercy, to crit your fic hard.I did that.
Now you're hissyfitting and not talking to me because I said, and I quote, "For chrissake, woman, enough with the bullshit noncon crap already!" after you condescendingly whined that Elisa Sparklypoo Nozeemah Wossname HAD to have all this bad stuff happen to her because omg she is CURSED by her father's evil-ass karma! (What?)
OKAY THEN
No skin off my nose. There's only so much grammar abuse and thesaurus humping I can take. If you must use big fat tasty words, use the right ones? There is no such thing as a 'feign' pearl necklace.
Shackaboom,
-Yukie
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Dear Wheedle-Oaf:
Stop bitching to me about wiring Riku as he is in the game- that is, a loud, kinda ego-covers-underconfidence slight showoff of a teenage boy who cares deeply about his friends and is willing to do VERY STUPID THINGS for them.
He is not a weeping uke of a martyr AND the strongest warrior anywhere ever AND always having to rescue Sora (who is not an eternal screwup!) AND noncon bait AND I feel my lunch arising AND I think I need ginger-ale now.
You claim to be this TROO FAAAAN of Riku, but you can't even accept his canon and Stuficate him at every turn so much I can hardly stand him anymore.
Your fanon != game canon.
Also, since I've told you umptybillion times that 'Tenebrosa' is an AU FIC, you need to stop whining at me for not adhering to CoM and KH2 tinelines, mmmkaaaay?
Shackaboom,
-Yukie.
P.S. The onyl way a butt would lube itself is if the owner of said butt ate a lot of that Olestra crap beforehand. Eeeyew.
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Dear Mary Sue Thing:
KH1 Ansem never had a daughter.
He certainly never had a goody-two-shoes loli-goth-dressin' hooker-boot-wearin' Caucasian daughter who immediately pairs off with Riku. And who gets molested and kidnapped and generally picked on a lot by Maleficent and Ursula and Snow White's Wicked Queen and etc. And is the eighth Princess of Heart, whom all the other Princesses are jealous of but can't help adoring. And who is somehow the strongestmage anywhere ev0r omgzzzz but manages to get molested by Gaston and almost nonconned by Xaldin. And who holds within her a GREAT P0W4R whichshe can never uselest she turn evil and start fucking shit up.
And, of course, only Riku's sweet sweet lovin' can heal her b0rk3n h4rt.
You ASKED me to show nomercy, to crit your fic hard.I did that.
Now you're hissyfitting and not talking to me because I said, and I quote, "For chrissake, woman, enough with the bullshit noncon crap already!" after you condescendingly whined that Elisa Sparklypoo Nozeemah Wossname HAD to have all this bad stuff happen to her because omg she is CURSED by her father's evil-ass karma! (What?)
OKAY THEN
No skin off my nose. There's only so much grammar abuse and thesaurus humping I can take. If you must use big fat tasty words, use the right ones? There is no such thing as a 'feign' pearl necklace.
Shackaboom,
-Yukie
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Dear Wheedle-Oaf:
Stop bitching to me about wiring Riku as he is in the game- that is, a loud, kinda ego-covers-underconfidence slight showoff of a teenage boy who cares deeply about his friends and is willing to do VERY STUPID THINGS for them.
He is not a weeping uke of a martyr AND the strongest warrior anywhere ever AND always having to rescue Sora (who is not an eternal screwup!) AND noncon bait AND I feel my lunch arising AND I think I need ginger-ale now.
You claim to be this TROO FAAAAN of Riku, but you can't even accept his canon and Stuficate him at every turn so much I can hardly stand him anymore.
Your fanon != game canon.
Also, since I've told you umptybillion times that 'Tenebrosa' is an AU FIC, you need to stop whining at me for not adhering to CoM and KH2 tinelines, mmmkaaaay?
Shackaboom,
-Yukie.
P.S. The onyl way a butt would lube itself is if the owner of said butt ate a lot of that Olestra crap beforehand. Eeeyew.