Let's see how many random things we can stuff into a summary, kids!
Yknow' that feeling you get when you could easily replace characters' names with "Bubba" and "Ted" and the sentence would still make sense?
Summary: In which Riku is an antisocial moron and Sora is a displaced French orphan with a record player. Warning: 'noodle' used as a questionable insult in a foreign language.
Yeah...
Also this gem:
His eyes were an unusual color, but that was to be expected, anyways. Blue-green wasn't really unusual on his particular archipelago, and that wasn't what struck the people who looked at them, really. Anybody can have teal eyes, but it took a special person to wear them the way Riku wore his eyes, like they were weapons, like he didn't need x-ray vision to see right through you. And he always saw right goddamn through you, too. A person could walk away from Riku Tepes feeling like their soul'd just been strip-searched.
I don't think 'archipelago' means what you think it means :|a
Summary: In which Riku is an antisocial moron and Sora is a displaced French orphan with a record player. Warning: 'noodle' used as a questionable insult in a foreign language.
Yeah...
Also this gem:
His eyes were an unusual color, but that was to be expected, anyways. Blue-green wasn't really unusual on his particular archipelago, and that wasn't what struck the people who looked at them, really. Anybody can have teal eyes, but it took a special person to wear them the way Riku wore his eyes, like they were weapons, like he didn't need x-ray vision to see right through you. And he always saw right goddamn through you, too. A person could walk away from Riku Tepes feeling like their soul'd just been strip-searched.
I don't think 'archipelago' means what you think it means :|a