On ideas that really shouldn't have become popular...
You know those little phrases or descriptions that you see; you don't mind them (so much) the first time you see them but then suddenly the same phrase is cropping up in fics containing the same pairing.
I'm sure there's a better comment to make than 'You're as tight as a twelve year old.' or similar paedophalic comparison with the exact same wording after you've had Vexen raped on a desk by Marluxia.
I'm also sure there's a better description for the size of Lexaeus' cock than 'as big a Zexion's arm'.
Neither are particularly good phrases and yet I've seen both in more than three fics by different people.
God knows why these were seen as good phrases to take but... Blah, my back button is getting a serious work out.
Let's never mind the seething inner-biologist's complaints on the matter.
In other news, fanpeoples desperately need to learn Marluxia/Vexen or any variation of does need some explanation and that there is more to male psychology than desire to procreate. /stating the obvious and going off topic.
*goes back to lurking and being newbish*
I'm sure there's a better comment to make than 'You're as tight as a twelve year old.' or similar paedophalic comparison with the exact same wording after you've had Vexen raped on a desk by Marluxia.
I'm also sure there's a better description for the size of Lexaeus' cock than 'as big a Zexion's arm'.
Neither are particularly good phrases and yet I've seen both in more than three fics by different people.
God knows why these were seen as good phrases to take but... Blah, my back button is getting a serious work out.
Let's never mind the seething inner-biologist's complaints on the matter.
In other news, fanpeoples desperately need to learn Marluxia/Vexen or any variation of does need some explanation and that there is more to male psychology than desire to procreate. /stating the obvious and going off topic.
*goes back to lurking and being newbish*